Illuminati

[TopHeavy11]

@PB666 is demonic peanut butter.

The Illuminati is demonic (and likes peanut butter[?].)

Therefore, @PB666 is indeed the Illuminati.

[AlmostNASA]

Top has three letters. how many sides are on a triangle?Three. Heavy11 has 7 letters subtract a letter. you get 6 letters divide by 2 and you get 3 two of them exactly. how many threes have i found three so 333 how many numbers are in 333? 3. how many ones are in three? three. Case Closed

[TopHeavy11]

You are Illuminati, due to the fact that you have such stealth and analysis skillz.

[cubinator]

You are Illuminati because what AlmostNASA said.

[TopHeavy11]

@cubinator.

You believed what @AlmostNASA said.

Average people pass off any conspiracy.

You are not average.

Those people either play KSP or join the Illuminati.

You play KSP.

Your trying to pass of the truth as another theory.

Your trying to hide something.

You don't have anything to hide, except your not normal.

See point 4.

See points 2 and 7.

You are ashamed of being an... ... ... ILLUMINATI! You've come to take control!

Edited July 20, 2016 by TopHeavy11

[quasarrgames]

@TopHeavy11, i will now prove that you are illuminati three ways:

Your profile photo contains:

3 triangles, 3 corners, 2 wings, 1 circle, lots of purple (Hex code #800080)

the 3 triangles have 3 sides each, plus 3 corners for the larger triangle-logo thing. That's 3x3+3=12

12+800080=800092 (product number of a Fuel Line Quick Connector made by Dorman Products)

Dorman products has a stock value of $57.05 per share. 5+7+0+5=17

17 in binary is 10001...

BAM! one causality of illuminati confirmed!

otherwise, we can look at 3 triangles + 3 corners + 2 wings + 1 circle= 3+3+3

An equilateral triangle has 3 sides, 3 corners, and 3 60 degree angles

60-57.05=2.95 (add on sales tax of 1% and you get 3)

all we're missing is an eyeball. What shape is an eyeball? A circle!

BAM! Two for two!

more about that circle: it's got an equation of 3.14159265

take out the 0.14159265 and you have 3

0.14159265 is about the average sales tax in Toronto

Toronto has 3 Os

Os are circles

circles have an equation of 3.1415... The cycle repeats for infinity. They want us to be trapped, but we're not. Why? Because you are the tipper. Triangles cannot be tipped. they are the structurally strongest 2d shapes, with bases infinitely larger than their tops. Therefore the scale tips in favor of ILLUMINATI!

BAM!

 

 

[RocketSquid]

PB666 has two letters and three sixes. 6/2=3, and 3=triangle=illuminati. But, since there's three threes, he's triple illuminati. And since 3=triangle=illuminati, he's ILLUMINATI SQUARED!!!!

[SinBad]

RocketSquid, you made this too easy. Your avatar has 7 triangles in it. 7 is prime. your user name has 11 characters, also prime. thats the pattern. so 7+11 is 18, which is NOT prime, thats the clue! 18 divided by the 7 triangles is 2.571, that has 3 prime numbers and one not prime number, 2. so 7/2 is 3.5. both prime! 3+5 is 8. 11-8 is 3, the same number of sides as all 7 triangles in your avatar!

illuminati confirmed!

Edited July 21, 2016 by SinBad

[TopHeavy11]

You are obviously sinful.

The Illuminati is sinful.

Illuminati confirmed.

[Scientia1423]

Accuses everyone of being in the illuminati when they themselves are in the illumipizza.

 

 

[PB666]

[Walking along and spot a point]

"Hello point".

Points don't exist, except as transient entities in the quantum world, every thing has dimensionality. Therefore if  you a see a point, it must be disguising the fact that its three dimensional.

"In addition Mr. point, I should not see you". "You be something so indivisibly small that nothing short of a quantum microscope could see you". "Therefore you are deceiving me about your appearance"

Note: you did not deny you were a point.

[Speck of dust says nothing, a dust mite looks up puzzled about the sudden attention]

"Therefore Mr. Point, you must be an illuminati"

[The dust mite, short of words says ".-.----....-.-....-.--....-....--..--."] it was coincidently recorded by a hand held device with its new very high frequency sound recorder .. .a second before the spot was crushed.

100 years later after the universal translator was invented and perfected that could translate the feeling and emotions of all living beings into the words of humans it was discovered.

"Oh my dear, how could this have happened, and an election year . . . . I just want to say that I did not have se [gigantic low frequency splating sound]"

[quasarrgames]

pb666 has 5 characters

no replies 2 me has 15 characters

Guess what 15 / 5 is?

3!

Illuminati confrimed!

Edited July 24, 2016 by quasarrgames

[legoclone09]

quasarrgames has two words. Your location has six.

6/2 is three.

quasarrgames is illuminati confirmed.

[PB666]

Cat - illuminati

[SinBad]

assuming cats = illuminati...

ILLUMINATI!

[PB666]

PROTECTING CATS = Illuminati  (I flushed you out) 

ILLUMINATI!

[Delfinus]

There are four colours in PB666's profile, however part of blue is in pink's area and therefore blue must be removed to ensure that none of the colours mix.

We now have 3 colours, there are 3 sides of a triangle, the Illuminati has a triangle as one of their primary symbols.

 

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

[PB666]

On 7/24/2016 at 11:53 PM, DolphinDude3 said:

There are four colours in PB666's profile, however part of blue is in pink's area and therefore blue must be removed to ensure that none of the colours mix.

We now have 3 colours, there are 3 sides of a triangle, the Illuminati has a triangle as one of their primary symbols.

 

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

There are 5 colors, black is also a color. Dolphins speak in a secret code language, and lurk out of site at secret dolphin HQ. I addition they did not warn us that the Vogons were going to build a bypass through the solar system.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

[TopHeavy11]

Bold font?

Illuminati CONFIRMED!!

[SinBad]

You have 3 triangles in your avatar.

3

Triangles

Do i even need to say it?

[PB666]

Yes, otherwise you are the illuminati!

[linuxgurugamer]

What would an Illuminati mod do?

[Vysionone]

Your profile picture is a jet pack.

Jetpacks have 2 right triangles.

Pythagorean theorem.

18 letters.

18 divided by 2 right triangles is 9.

Linuxgurugamer.

15 letters.

15 minus 2 right triangles is 13.

13 minus 9 is 4.

3, 4, and 5 side lengths could make right triangles.

3 numbers divided by the first number (3) is 1.

There is one eye on the illuminati pyramid.

Illuminati confirmed.

[Bilfr3d]

There are 13 lines in your reply (not counting empty lines).

There are 69 words in your reply

There are 317 characters (with no spaces) in your reply.

13 .. 69 .. 317 has a change of 56 and 248 respectively.

56 + 248 = 304

r = sqrt(56^2 + 248^2 + 304^2) = 396.3029

Resolve the number to an integer = 396

3, 9 and 6 are all multiples of 3. A triangle has three sides. The illuminati is a triangle. Therefore, you are illuminati.

 

COMPLICATED APPROACH

Resolve the decimal of r to its own integer; we now have integers 396 and 3029. Divide 3029 by 396 = 7.6489 (recurring 89). In this sequence, the numbers 4, 6, 7, 8 and 9 are present. Multiplying these numbers together gives us 12096. There are a total of 5 numbers with a recurring aspect, which makes 6 aspects in the above sequence.

Let a = (120 - 96) * 6  = 144

Let b = 120 * 96 = 11520

a/b = 80

The binary string:

01001001 01001100 01001100 01010101 01001101 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010100 01001001

has a total of 80 characters, not including white spaces. The above binary string, converting binary to integer forms:

73 76 76 85 77 73 78 65 84 73

The above string of integers, converted to ascii texts, forms the letters:

I L L U M I N A T I

Therefore, you are the ILLUMINATI

[PB666]

uh TL:DR -> Illuminati