Make a fake KSP mod.

[cubinator]

9 minutes ago, CliftonM said:

Don't.

It's just that I hate it how literally any time Uranus is involved in a conversation, someone has to make that joke. I've just helped propagate that.

[Guest]

Just now, cubinator said:

It's just that I hate it how literally any time Uranus is involved in a conversation, someone has to make that joke. I've just helped propagate that.

Fart Sounds Mod RSS: any time in the sphere of influence of Uranus, fart sounds are constantly played.

[cubinator]

2 minutes ago, CliftonM said:

Fart Sounds Mod RSS: any time in the sphere of influence of Uranus, fart sounds are constantly played.

May the Kraken not let this spread outside the confines of this thread. 

[adsii1970]

Scott Manley Mode 2.0: makes a video of your last flight and adds audio commentary and critiques of your mistakes in the voice of Scott Manley. It even offers audio helps to prevent you from making the same mistake again (and you know you just read the description in his voice!)

Edited April 21, 2016 by adsii1970

[cubinator]

17 minutes ago, adsii1970 said:

Scott Manley Mode 2.0: makes a video of your last flight and adds audio commentary and critiques of your mistakes in the voice of Scott Manley. It even offers audio helps to prevent you from making the same mistake again (and you know you just read the description in his voice!)

I want this, but for real life.

[Galileo]

1.0.5 ksp simulator

Restricts the amount of ram ksp can use to 3.5 GB.  Ahh bittersweet nostalgia 

[adsii1970]

Fallen Kerbalnaut Mod (FKM): Creates a small(ish) cemetery near the Kerbal Space Center. Each time a kerbalnaut dies while on a mission, a new headstone and small .5 meter flagpole with mission flag is added to the cemetery. It appends the persistent file and if you try to "resurrect" a Kerbal, it will reappear in your kerbalnaut list as a zombie...

Edited April 21, 2016 by adsii1970

[Guest]

Just now, adsii1970 said:

Fallen Kerbalnaut Mod (FKM): Creates a small(ish) cemetery near the Kerbal Space Center. Each time a kerbalnaut dies while on a mission, a new headstone and small .5 meter flagpole with mission flag is added to the cemetery. It appends the persistent file and if you try to "resurrect" a Kerbal, it will reappear in your kerbalnaut list as a zombie...

I almost made a mod like that once...

[adsii1970]

Just now, CliftonM said:

I almost made a mod like that once...

@CliftonM: You and I must be sharing brain waves. I, too, was tempted in .22 to turn this into a mod.

[Guest]

Krowd: no cities you say?  This mod makes the surface of Kerbin a squishy mass of Kerbals.

[adsii1970]

Random Junk Mod (RJM): Creates random objects and leaves them on the runways of both the KSC and the island field. Just your ordinary debris, like old tire parts, pieces of metal, toilet seats, potted plants, lawnmowers, and the rare Scott Manley inflatable doll...

[Guest]

Just now, adsii1970 said:

Random Junk Mod (RJM): Creates random objects and leaves them on the runways of both the KSC and the island field. Just your ordinary debris, like old tire parts, pieces of metal, toilet seats, potted plants, lawnmowers, and the rare Scott Manley inflatable doll...

Scott Manley inflatable doll mod: adds a KIS doll of Scott Manley.

[cubinator]

Pikmin mod: in case you thought Kerbals weren't small enough, they are replaced with Pikmin! Watch out for those evil, evil *shudder* Snagrets, they live in every planet and will try to destroy your ship.

[Guest]

Kerbal Spice Program - for all of your cooking needs!

[max_creative]

Gerbal space program. Self explanatory.

[EliasDanger]

A mod that removes Dres from the game and replaces it with something cool, like a Saturn thing.

[Matuchkin]

Just now, CliftonM said:

Kerbal Spice Program - for all of your cooking needs!

Kerbal Spice Program - for all of your British trade-village founding and taking-over-places needs.

Edited April 21, 2016 by Matuchkin

[max_creative]

10 hours ago, EliasDanger said:

A mod that removes Dres from the game and replaces it with something cool, like a Saturn thing.

WORST MOD EVER!!!

[0111narwhalz]

Tweakscale RNG Edition: Randomly scales parts upon launch. Kraken help you if you build engine clusters; it doesn't respect symmetry.

Disrespect: Instead of screaming, kerbals will curse loudly at you. Every time something explodes, your kerbals will make snide remarks about your engineering or piloting prowess.

RKS (Real Kerbol System): Scales the Sol system down to a more realistic size and makes the surface of Earth look more like Kerbin.

Planetary Texture Replacement: A Kopernicus pack that reduces RAM usage by deleting planetary textures! Have fun with your white globes.

PTR Grid: Find yourself missing that sense of speed because the ground texture doesn't have enough detail? No more! PTR Grid adds a matrix of grid lines with increasing thickness the larger the interval between them. Spacings range from the 1-cm thick decimeter line, to the meter-and-a-half thick megameter line! The grid starts at lat/long 0,0. It's procedurally generated, too, so it supports planets of arbitrary size.

PTR Grid Extruded: Extrudes the lines of PTR Grid up to space. Now they're planes that obstruct your vision!

[max_creative]

Booms mod! 

Has a rocket gun that moves you by shooting around. Pad spontaneous combustion 100% guaranteed!

[WillThe84th]

Kerbal Fart Mod

Do you run out of EVA fuel often? If so, then this mod is for you! Every kerbal carries beans with them, and after you run out of fuel, your kerbal can eat the beans and start farting at random times. Each fart has an ISP of 20 in Vaccum and 10 ASL. 

Includes over 50 different fart noises! 

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

15 hours ago, CliftonM said:

Krowd: no cities you say?  This mod makes the surface of Kerbin a squishy mass of Kerbals.

May cause crashes, BSODs, OS crashes, CPU/GPU explosion, hard drive/RAM overflows or hives.  Not to be used with any other mods, KSP, any other games, or any OS.  Not a toy.

13 hours ago, EliasDanger said:

A mod that removes Dres from the game and replaces it with something cool, like a Saturn thing.

Dres annoyance:

Detects whether you like or hate Dres, and either removes Dres (if you love Dres) or makes random planets Dres (if you hate Dres).

[Andem]

Ktolemy

Makes all the planets orbit Kerbin. Wait, that's an actual mod? Oh... Ok... never mind...

[max_creative]

Less lag, more Dres! All lag is removed, and Dres replaces the Mun. The mun is gone. And Minmus is replaced by Bop.

[James Kerman]

The Space Invaders Mod

You are the Kraken and must stop the Kerbal Space Program.

You must use the following weapons to make Kerbal Civilization rage-quit their space aspirations:
Anti-physics ray
Staging Rearanger
Lag Inducer (1.05 only - waiting for 1.1 update)
Phantom Strut Cannon
Water to Trampoline converter
Maneuver Node Hallucinator (1.05 only - waiting for 1.1 update)