Gorillas on Mars

[Clockwork13]

This was the funniest thing I've read all week.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/635327/Mars-gorillas-UFO-sightings-daily-mouse-Red-Planet-primates-space

[EuSouONumero345]

lol dats so funy lololololololololololol

stoopid is funy aint it dontchha think^

[ChrisSpace]

Reminds me of this: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/nigeria-to-send-first-giraffe-in-space/

[Slam_Jones]

From the OP article:

"It is also not entirely clear why the creatures would not have moved since they were first spotted four years ago.  "

Bahahahaha

 

Edit: Also, the Curiosity has been on Mars since 2012?  Geez time is going by fast :|

Edited January 18, 2016 by Slam_Jones

[Spaceception]

On 1/17/2016 at 11:19 PM, Clockwork13 said:

This was the funniest thing I've read all week.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/635327/Mars-gorillas-UFO-sightings-daily-mouse-Red-Planet-primates-space

Dude... If you look closely, you can clearly see Psy doing Gangnam style in the background, not "Apes"

Edited January 20, 2016 by Spaceception

[cubinator]

It's obviously fake, everyone knows that humans hunted the Martian Gorilla to extinction in the 1600's because it's skin and fur provided protection for travelers during the long Martian winters. Martian Indians would hunt them sustainably, following their migration patterns, but since settlers from Europa came the natives were segregated and forced to convert to Europan customs. The whole Martian ecosystem has been messed up since then, and only in the last century have efforts been made to improve the situation, but with the number of invasive species from Venus and Europa, the future seems rather bleak for the Martian ecosystem.

[Spaceception]

58 minutes ago, cubinator said:

It's obviously fake, everyone knows that humans hunted the Martian Gorilla to extinction in the 1600's because it's skin and fur provided protection for travelers during the long Martian winters. Martian Indians would hunt them sustainably, following their migration patterns, but since settlers from Europa came the natives were segregated and forced to convert to Europan customs. The whole Martian ecosystem has been messed up since then, and only in the last century have efforts been made to improve the situation, but with the number of invasive species from Venus and Europa, the future seems rather bleak for the Martian ecosystem.

XD

[lajoswinkler]

The world would indeed be a lot less fun if there weren't any morons like these inhabiting it.

[Slam_Jones]

3 hours ago, lajoswinkler said:

The world would indeed be a lot less fun if there weren't any morons like these inhabiting it.

The problem starts when they have money and get elected to positions of power... but I'll leave it at that.

[Spacetraindriver]

Facepalm for them, Two Facepalms for NASA.

ITS A FRIKIN ROCK.

 

Wait, no, I think that might be a Kerbal! They must've got slung away from Kerbin by the Kraken and landed there!