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Your lemonade is going to really suck unless life gives you water and sugar too.

When life gives you lemons, don\'t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! I don\'t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life\'s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I\'m the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! I\'m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that\'ll burn your house down!

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Your lemonade is going to really suck unless life gives you water and sugar too.

When life gives you lemons, don\'t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! I don\'t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life\'s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I\'m the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! I\'m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that\'ll burn your house down!

Good old Cave Johnson from Portal 2.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back, get limes, paint them yellow, and say to life 'Hey want some lemons?'

Then watch life eat the 'lemons' and laugh as his face nearly turns inside out from eating the limes.

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When life gives you lemons...

Don\'t be ungrateful, Mad and Dylan.

Ha Ha

When life gives you lemons...

Give them away for free to all of your fellow kerbals on the forum.

'Accidentally' neglect Nooblet68 and say 'Ha Ha' as he cries because he has no lemons.

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