Quick come up with a bad joke!

[quasarrgames]

heh.

 

what do you call an inspirational muslim actor?

 

 

 

 

 

 

SHIA laboeuf.

oh god i really hope that wasn't offensive...

Edited February 6, 2016 by quasarrgames

[Kuansenhama]

Why are batteries dangerous?

Spoiler

Because sometimes they charge.

What's a musician's favorite vegetable?

Spoiler

Beets.

And how do musicians communicate?

Spoiler

By writing notes.

Why did the tree go to the dermatologist before the orthodontist?

Spoiler

Because his bark was worse than his bite.

Why did the baby join the army?

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Because he wanted to be in the infantry.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

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Because it was polar.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

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Nothing they just waved.

Do you want to hear some of my astronomy jokes?

Spoiler

They're out of this world.

Or maybe my martial arts jokes...

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I think You'll get a kick out of them.

I have a joke about a vacuum cleaner.

Spoiler

It really sucks.

...

 

Hahaha! I'm gonna get some bad Karma for this one.

[Frybert]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Spoiler

A stick.

 

[Frybert]

What do you call a fly without wings?

Spoiler

A walk.

What do you call a fly without wings or legs?

Spoiler

A roll.

 

 

Hmmm, I thought they fixed these to auto merge.

Edited February 7, 2016 by Frybert

[SpaceplaneAddict]

On 2/6/2016 at 5:08 PM, quasarrgames said:

heh.

 

what do you call an inspirational muslim actor?

 

 

 

 

 

 

SHIA laboeuf.

oh god i really hope that wasn't offensive...

I'm muslim, and I kinda do find it offensive. Iz fine tho, no biggie.

Now, for my joke.

The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"

Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"

So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye." "That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"

[Evanitis]

My two favorites:

Knock on the door.

- Who is it?

- Me.

- Me???

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What Batman says to Robin before riding the Batmobile?

Spoiler

Come Robin, let's ride the Batmobile!

 

Edited February 7, 2016 by Evanitis

[Delfinus]

Wanna hear a KSP joke? It's gonna blast you off this planet....

[StrandedonEarth]

Whaddaya get when Batman and Robin get run over by a steamroller?

Spoiler

Flatman and Ribbon

 

[Guest]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Spoiler

Ground beef.

What do you call a dead Kerbal?

Spoiler

A puff of smoke.

How do you kill a Kerbal?

Spoiler

Hire him.

I just invented dead Kerbal jokes!

[Guest]

Two atoms are in a bar. One says, "I think I lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" To which the other replies, "I'm positive".

[Guest]

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

[worir4]

What was Jeb's last words?

Spoiler

Revert to launch.

 

[batman78781]

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? 

Spoiler

If you break a leg, you get cast.

Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?

Spoiler

He takes things personally.

 

[Frybert]

A blonde and a redhead walk into a bar...

 

 

 

 

...the brunette ducked.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

What's the difference between a hacker and a beaver?

Spoiler

One logs on, the other is on logs!

 

[cubinator]

Why did George Mallory cross the road?

Because it's there.

[StrandedonEarth]

What is the most popular social media on Kerbin?

Spoiler

Spacebook

 

[Bill Phil]

What do you call a terrible joke?

 

 

This joke.

[Delfinus]

Why did Jeb crash into the Ocean?

 

Because he likes kewl explosions!

[batman78781]