Female Kerbals Question

[Specific Alduin]

Has anyone else realized that female Kerbals don't have tongues? Just a question.

[ZooNamedGames]

Amongst other things, yes. They're hair also splits at the back (texturing issue).

Males' eyes hover an inch off they're head (no joke). Not to mention they're tongues are just floating in they're mouths.

[Specific Alduin]

5 minutes ago, ZooNamedGames said:

Amongst other things, yes. They're hair also splits at the back (texturing issue).

Males' eyes hover an inch off they're head (no joke). Not to mention they're tongues are just floating in they're mouths.

True, I always found that their eyes not being attached was odd.

[Xyrus]

It's a bug. They were supposed to be little green men with segmented eyes, but the Kraken would end up killing every time they hit a bump.

That's a joke btw.

If someone wanted to go into the models and fix that little discrepancy it make some of the creepy close up floating eyeball screenshots a guess a little less psychologically traumatizing, I'd be more than happy to download the mod.

[Specific Alduin]

1 minute ago, Xyrus said:

If someone wanted to go into the models and fix that little discrepancy it make some of the creepy close up floating eyeball screenshots a guess a little less psychologically traumatizing, I'd be more than happy to download the mod.

They could also put the tongues onto female Kerbals.

[Choctofliatrio2.0]

Wait, do women normally have tongues?

 

 

I have a bad feeling about the fate of this thread. Keep things PG here folks.

[Specific Alduin]

2 minutes ago, Choctofliatrio2.0 said:

Wait, do women normally have tongues?

 

 

I have a bad feeling about the fate of this thread. Keep things PG here folks.

You're right. I might lock the thread if I stop being lazy. If I can, that is.

Edited February 29, 2016 by Specific Alduin

[Vanamonde]

A number of posts have been removed from this thread. You all know the rules, people. Keep it clean. 

[Triop]

Enough nonsence...

Edited February 29, 2016 by Triop

[Specific Alduin]

Oh no... what have I done?

[Triop]

3 minutes ago, Specific Alduin said:

Oh no... what have I done?

Nothing, we are just reminded that all sorts of folks come to this forum and we should try to keep it clean.

[Overland]

The thing is.. The kerbal spacesuit.. Its actually a negative pressure suit

Buldging eyeballs.. Detached retinas.. These are all features of a perfectly functioning suit

Females are naturally smaller than males..it stands to reason that thier tongues simply couldnt withstand decompressive effect of a spacesuit and exploded

They used to have noses...and eyelids.. Those were removed in preparation of spaceflight

Kerbals are a smart lot.. Thier solution to overcome G forces in spaceflight was to debone any applicant like a fish.. Using negative pressure of the spacesuit in thier place.. 

And there we have a kerbal!

Edited February 29, 2016 by Overland

[AlextheBodacious]

1 hour ago, Overland said:

The thing is.. The kerbal spacesuit.. Its actually a negative pressure suit

Buldging eyeballs.. Detached retinas.. These are all features of a perfectly functioning suit

Females are naturally smaller than males..it stands to reason that thier tongues simply couldnt withstand decompressive effect of a spacesuit and exploded

They used to have noses...and eyelids.. Those were removed in preparation of spaceflight

Kerbals are a smart lot.. Thier solution to overcome G forces in spaceflight was to debone any applicant like a fish.. Using negative pressure of the spacesuit in thier place.. 

And there we have a kerbal!

Squad: torturing innocent kerbals since Y1D1 of the savegame

Seriously though, that's grim.

[Capac Amaru]

I must write a paper on Sexual Dimorphism Amongst Kerbals.