The Turing Test

[Matuchkin]

This can go wrong in less than an hour, so I'll explain it in the briefest of all briefness:

There are three players in each round:

1. The interrogator: You will have to face two subjects. One of them is the Computer, the other is the Human. You DO NOT know which one is which. You have to determine that based on text written by the subjects. YOU CAN ASK YOUR SUBJECTS 5 QUESTIONS BEFORE EACH GUESS.

2. The Human: You will answer to the interrogator, in your average, normal way. Please limit yourself to calm, formal language, as otherwise you will be clearly distinguishable from the computer (player 3).

3. The Computer: You will find phrases on the internet, or phrases from any artificial intelligence that you have or know, to best answer the interrogator's questions in the most human way possible, via copy-paste. You will have to find the most human phrases possible.

 

The test works in a simple way:

If an interrogator easily distinguishes the machine from the human, or vice versa, he will correctly say which one is which. In that case, the machine does not pass the Turing test.

If an interrogator has a difficult time, and cannot distinguish the machine from the human, he will say so (i.e. "Uhh, man. I can't do this. I give up"). In that case, the machine passes the turing test.

 

So read those rules over a few million times, and PAY ATTENTION TO THE FOLOWING:

- During the round, ONLY THE INTERROGATOR SAYS WHO HE IS. The rest CANNOT REVEAL THEIR ROLES.

 

You saw that text? It was in caps lock, and in a bright red colour. I don't usually write like that, so you have to take the hint- the above information is crucial to the game, and I do not want this page to fall apart because someone skimmed over it.

 

Whoever wants to compete, send me a PRIVATE message, and state the role that you want to play. I will choose.

Also, three chosen members have to recommend a game mode:

1. Standard Test: The investigator has to distinguish between computer and human.

2. Imitation Game: The computer has to convince the investigator that it is a human. The real human, in turn, tries to tell the investigator the truth.

3. Extra Credit: The computer has to investigate the investigator that he's a computer.

Let the test begin.

Scoreboard:

Round 1: Cake99 as investigator, Cubinator as machine, Atlas 2342 as human. Cubinator lost the test after 9 questions, putting him in 1st place.

Edited June 20, 2016 by Matuchkin

[Matuchkin]

@Atlas2342 and @CAKE99 are currently participating. Waiting for another player.

[Matuchkin]

It appears no one has asked for a position as of yet, other than a tiny amount of people. Excuse me if I seem self-centered, but I don't want this to fall apart so quickly. Thanks.

Edited May 27, 2016 by Matuchkin

[cubinator]

How long might a game last? Would I need to be around all the time?

[Matuchkin]

1 hour ago, cubinator said:

How long might a game last? Would I need to be around all the time?

Naw. You'll just need to talk with the interrogator. The point of the test is to see if the interrogator can distinguish the "machine" from the human. He does that buy observing the speech, reactions, etc, of the subjects.

Treat it like a normal conversation- just put in an indication that you're not a spectator, and are actually in the round.

Edited May 27, 2016 by Matuchkin

[cubinator]

9 hours ago, Matuchkin said:

Naw. You'll just need to talk with the interrogator. The point of the test is to see if the interrogator can distinguish the "machine" from the human. He does that buy observing the speech, reactions, etc, of the subjects.

Treat it like a normal conversation- just put in an indication that you're not a spectator, and are actually in the round.

Alright, then. I'll try it! 

[Matuchkin]

@cubinator, @Atlas2342, and @CAKE99 as interrogator, you're in a round. You may start.

Edited May 27, 2016 by Matuchkin

[CAKE99]

interrogator:

What is your favorite type of chocolate, and why do you like it?

[Matuchkin]

@CAKE99, forgot to say. You're free to mention them if you want them to gain your attention.

[cubinator]

I like the Chocolate caramels with salt on top. The combination of sweet and salty is awesome.

[Atlas2342]

I like dark chocolate. It's rich in flavor and not too sweet.

[CAKE99]

Interrogator:

How many video games do you have, and what are some of your favorites? 

@Atlas2342

Edited May 28, 2016 by CAKE99

[cubinator]

My favorite games are: Kerbal Space Program , GTA , Red Alert 3 , Minecraft and Universe Sandbox 2

[Atlas2342]

The 3 games that I have are Kerbal Space Program, Grey Goo and Universe Sandbox 2. I like Kerbal Space Program the most.

[CAKE99]

Interrogator:

What ice cream flavors do you like?

[Atlas2342]

I love vanilla ice cream.

[cubinator]

My first favorite is Mint Chocolate Chip, butChocolate comes in at a close second.

[Alphasus]

10 hours ago, CAKE99 said:

Interrogator:

What ice cream flavors do you like?

Who did you think was the computer?(just spectating)

[CAKE99]

Interrogator:

What is your favorite web browser and what do you like about it?

 

 

 

17 hours ago, Alphasus said:

Who did you think was the computer?(just spectating)

I suspect @cubinator.

NOTE: This is not a official guess on who it is.

 

@Atlas2342

Edited May 29, 2016 by CAKE99

[cubinator]

Honestly, they all do the same functions but still, they are “different”. As long as I am able to get on the Internet, I’m happy. But I have been a loyal browser user for Chrome. I love the extensions and the simple layout.

[Matuchkin]

13 hours ago, CAKE99 said:

Interrogator:

What is your favorite web browser and what do you like about it?

 

 

 

I suspect @cubinator.

NOTE: This is not a official guess on who it is.

Hmmm...

Let's wait and see...

[Atlas2342]

Google, of course. I find it to be generally more user-friendly and faster than other browsers 

Edited May 29, 2016 by Atlas2342

[CAKE99]

Sorry for the lack of questions, I forgot about this 

Interrogator:

Which of these is your favorite food, and why:

Pancakes,
Waffles,
Chocolate,
Vegetables,
Meat,
Cheese,
Cake,
Cookies,
Or something not listed (specify what it is)

 

@cubinator @Atlas2342

Edited June 3, 2016 by CAKE99

[cubinator]

I could live off of potatoes in general. Mashed, baked, French fries, grilled, sweet potatoes, anything.

[Atlas2342]

 I love meat, especially when eaten with other food. There are different varieties of meat that can be cooked in many ways.