Quotes megathread

[StrandedonEarth]

"Doncha hate it when that happens?" - trollface 

[PanzerAce]

Quote

Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others.

 

[cubinator]

"Rocket is extra toasty...But otherwise good."

-Elon Musk

[legoclone09]

On 5/29/2017 at 7:34 PM, cubinator said:

"THIS IS THE SECOND WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! Or maybe the third worst."

-Gordon Freeman,  Freeman's Mind 2

Oh my god I was completely unaware Freeman's Mind 2 was a thing. Thank you for informing me of it's existence.

[cubinator]

4 minutes ago, legoclone09 said:

Oh my god I was completely unaware Freeman's Mind 2 was a thing. Thank you for informing me of it's existence.

He's going to start having trouble when he gets to Ep. 1 and Ep. 2...

*dun dun pssh*"Freeman's Mind 2: Episode 1: Episode 3"*dun dun pssh*

Edited June 24, 2017 by cubinator

[kerbinorbiter]

LZ1 THE FALCON HAS LANDED- some random guy in SpaceX mission control on december 21st 2015

[cubinator]

"JUST AS MY SD CARD RAN OUT!"

-some kid who witnessed Felix Zemdegs 3.73 second world record 3x3 solve.

[Bill Phil]

Quote

We pray for one last landing
On the globe that gave us birth
Let us rest our eyes on the fleecy skies
And the cool, green hills of Earth.

-Robert Heinlein, although the character that wrote it in his stories is "Noisy" Rhysling

[cubinator]

"Being angry never solved any problems. Hitting things occasionally solves problems, but anger itself never did."

-Myself, on why I try to never be angry at anything. 

[TheSaint]

“A free society is a place where it’s safe to be unpopular.”
- Adlai E. Stevenson, Jr.

[kerbinorbiter]

"JUST LIGHT THIS CANDLE"

-Allan Shepard Mercury Redstone 3

Edited June 27, 2017 by kerbinorbiter

[cubinator]

"Bigger is better!"

-Bandcamp

It requires a 1400x1400 cover image, so I gave it a 1760x1760 .png and it converts it to .jpg and shrinks it to 1200x1200. 

[ChrisSpace]

"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Dearth Plagueis the wise?"

- Chancellor Palpantine

[Matuchkin]

"I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR ________ING EYES OUR, RIP YOUR _______ING FLESH OFF, BEAT YOU TILL YOU'RE JUST A _________ING LIFELESS CARCASS, _____ YOU AND YOUR PROGRESS, WATCH ME _______ING REGRESS, YOU WERE MEANT TO TAKE THE FALL AND NOW YOU'RE NOTHIIIIIIIIIING!!!!! PAYBACK'S A _____CH MOTHER_______ER!!!!!!"

-Payback,by trash-metal band Slayer. \m/

[cubinator]

"I nevr doutded it"

-Mayro

[StrandedonEarth]

"Ruh-roh..." - Scooby-Doo

[qzgy]

"Takeoff is optional, Landing is mandatory" - A pilot friend of my dad's (i think.)

[NSEP]

On 29/06/2017 at 4:33 PM, Matuchkin said:

"I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR ________ING EYES OUR, RIP YOUR _______ING FLESH OFF, BEAT YOU TILL YOU'RE JUST A _________ING LIFELESS CARCASS, _____ YOU AND YOUR PROGRESS, WATCH ME _______ING REGRESS, YOU WERE MEANT TO TAKE THE FALL AND NOW YOU'RE NOTHIIIIIIIIIING!!!!! PAYBACK'S A _____CH MOTHER_______ER!!!!!!"

-Payback,by trash-metal band Slayer. \m/

I love how charming and calm that quote is. Truely amazing and inspiring, thanks for sharing.

[DarkOwl57]

"Another happy landing"

-Obi Wan Kenobi

"Were you actually conscious during the crash?"

"I was aware that I was flying and then I realized 'this is going to come down eventually.'"

-Richard Hammond on his crash that broke a knee during filming for The Grand Tour

"It actually collapsed the knee by like 7 mil, and if you can't tell, I'm not a guy who can afford to lose 7 mil."

-Again, Hammond

"You could make a religion out of this."
-Whoever that guy is that did the "History of the entire world.. I guess" video

[DarkOwl57]

"So basically you got the ultimate crash test?"
"Yeah, but he didn't deliver enough data."
"Gah come on! He's actually been asking me for data."

"How many times did you roll?"
"I don't know; I didn't care."

-HAMMMOOOOOONNNNDDDDDDD

"POWAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

-Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear

"Everything's going good. Now to fl-" *Game crash*

-Me before I decided to clean mods I don't need out of my save file

"Bwoah"

-Kimi Raikonnen

"Blue Flag, Blue Flag"

-Sebastian Vettel every 5 seconds

"Oh no, no!"

-Lewis Hamilton @ Malaysia

"I know that mister Butler doesn't drink alcohol, and I respect that. So, I'm going to pour this Red Bull for him instead."

-Daniel Ricciardo at the US Grand Prix convincing Gerald Butler to do a shoey.  (History of the Shoey)

Edited July 6, 2017 by DarkOwl57

[cratercracker]

"You are dead meat"

-Who are you, what are you doing here?

-What are you doing?

-...

This is a bad dream!

-Then, maybe it is time to wake up?!

"GOTTA GET A GRIP"

"What is that? Why can't I hear over how dead you are?"

"We all know how it is going to end"

"Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds"

-Are they up on me?

-No, it is way worse.

-How much time do I have?

-Not much, nobody does.

"I am going to spare you the pleasure!"

"I am going to melt your body after you die"

"Man I hate this place, who invited all those morons?!"

 

[Matuchkin]

"the"

- Winston Churchill, may 19, 1943.

[Matuchkin]

On 7/6/2017 at 5:11 PM, Matuchkin said:

"the"

- Winston Churchill, may 19, 1943.

What, he did say it, you can't deny that.

[ProtoJeb21]

*half the ship exoplodes due to drag-related gee forces*

Anakin Skywalker: "I think we lost something."

 

"Next time you're complaining about a little rain, just remember that some poor suckers in Japan had a cow dropped on them."

-Second Thought

 

"Old Man McGucket, spitting in a bucket!"

-Fiddleford Hadron McGucket, Ph.D.

[StupidAndy]

45 minutes ago, ProtoJeb21 said:

"Old Man McGucket, spitting in a bucket!"

-Fiddleford Hadron McGucket, Ph.D.

well if we're accepting Gravity Falls quotes!

"Mortals of dimension 46'\, kneel before me and snivel!"

-Probablilitor the Annoying

"AHH! Graph paper! kill it kill it!"

-Grenda (just a bit before the other one, actually the one above this should be below...)

yeah, this is not all that much...oh well!