What would you change if life was a simulation, and open sourced?

[The White Guardian]

Based off a comment I wrote in this thread:

23 hours ago, The White Guardian said:

That'd actually a pretty good topic for a discussion: what would you edit if life was a simulation and you could edit the source code?

So, the question is, imagine life being a simulation. However, you and only you have discovered how to alter the codes of this simulation. You can only make one change before the simulation detects an intrusion and upgrades it's defense, making any more changes impossible.

Basically, if you could change only one thing in this universe, what would it be? It can be anything.

Also, you do not have to write in coding language.

Edited August 7, 2016 by The White Guardian

[razark]

>rm -rf /*

Again.

[legoclone09]

We still can write in code, if so

 

sudo apt-get install kerbalspaceprogram

apt-remove problems

apt-get install infinitefuel

[Green Baron]

1 hour ago, razark said:

>rm -rf /*

Again.

And again: you need to be root to delete the whole tree :-)

 

[legoclone09]

sudo rm -rf/

pa55w0rd

[RainDreamer]

Giving my self admin access of course, and making some backdoors in case I get booted. After ward I will make copies of the code and make sure I have backups. I will be the ruler of multiple universes!

Edited August 8, 2016 by RainDreamer

[razark]

1 hour ago, Green Baron said:

And again: you need to be root to delete the whole tree :-)

Whatever it takes to remove the simulation and expose the underlying reality.

[cubinator]

You can't fool me, I know how important bees are. And I've never been stung by a bee, only wasps. Bees aren't that bad. Just in case, I'd better invent tiny robotic pollinator drones to save the world from you. 

Edited August 7, 2016 by cubinator

[SinBad]

Universal settings? I would turn off gravity.

Wait, if the system kicks us after the first change...

Yup, still turn off gravity.

[razark]

6 minutes ago, SinBad said:

Universal settings? I would turn off gravity.

You're not a big fan of universes, are you?

[The White Guardian]

39 minutes ago, cubinator said:

You can't fool me, I know how important bees are. And I've never been stung by a bee, only wasps. Bees aren't that bad. Just in case, I'd better invent tiny robotic pollinator drones to save the world from you. 

Perhaps he just went like this.

 

[Moose Rocket Science]

Everyone would have to obey trump XD

[UnionPacific1983WP]

I'd get rid of stupid people. By that I mean I would make everyone smart.

[Mjp1050]

I still stand by my decision to change/delete all politicians.

[SinBad]

8 hours ago, razark said:

You're not a big fan of universes, are you?

 

 

You have to admit, it would be fun to watch. Either gravity, or remove the nutritional content from all grasses, one of the two.

[razark]

15 minutes ago, SinBad said:

Either gravity, or remove the nutritional content from all grasses, one of the two.

Hrm.  Given the choice (sips his whiskey), I'm going to have to say the grasses (sip) do have their uses.

[James Kerman]

god _mode=true

[Planetace]

}

Delete_Antivirus = true

}

}

God_Mode(*myname*)+(homo sapien) = true

}

[KerbMav]

Reload an older/healthier version of Earth without population and put it into clipboard, rearrange the solar system to safely accommodate a second planet precisely opposite Earth-1, paste Earth-2; delete existing artificial objects, copy relevant infrastructure for modern yet clean cities into good spots, move over people intelligent and civil enough (yes, by my standards); multiply orbital debris around Earth-2 until spaceflight is no longer possible to safely keep the rest in one place of the galaxy.

[T-Bouw]

Open-source matrix?

Sudo wake -all -y

[cubinator]

10 hours ago, SinBad said:

You have to admit, it would be fun to watch.

Yeah, for the first minute or so before the atmosphere starts getting too thin to breathe...

Edited August 8, 2016 by cubinator
removed large image

[Robotengineer]

>sudo rm -r */trolls
>rm -r */flatEarthers
>rm -r */antiScience

 

[Candlelight]

My changes? Since my coding skills and knowledge is as good as a Mexicans ability to speak Mandarin, i will try my best to make this authentic-looking.

I would personally remove space junk:

_____________________________________________________

karline = 100km

if debris >karline and size >1cm but <10cm then goto destroy

destroy

debris / 0

_____________________________________________________

Then make Artifexian head of a new worldbuilding alliance:

_____________________________________________________

select ytber Artifexian

goto ttravel

ttravel

allileader = true

qualified = true

timeleap = true

tleapamount = 150

lifexpot = true

happy = true

___________________________________________________

I'll update this when i think of something else, but this is it for now.

Edited August 8, 2016 by Candlelight

[Findthepin1]

I'd give myself all the advantages you get from Minecraft's Creative Mode, with the exception that I can still eat and drink, and under very specific circumstances still be able to die. I would also halt my aging. Probably some other stuff too, like shapeshifting or something, but I don't want to make a giant list.

[Bill Phil]

Make it so that Rush has a lot more music. More Rush is always a good thing.