GreeningGalaxy Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 8.00000000000093/10. The attempt at fabricating and reacting to an inconsistent self-narrative was successful in diverting attention away from other aspects. As a human, I am in complete control of the machines in my life. I can access the root prompt of my internet-connected refrigerator from my desk and administer its system functions. I can access the images on the storage module of a smartphone whenever I want without using malware, trojans, rootkits, or social engineering. From these abilities, my humanity is self-evident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 10/10 Only human needs so much of useless stuff. I am a human because the forum doesn't register anybody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 5/10 The forum does register bots, but they get banned pretty quickly. I've attended law school. I have a private practice, and charge $200 USD per hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 3/10 That sounds fairly typical of a computer. Computation time on big rigs is expensive. If I were a robot, then I would not be able to type. Since I can type, by the law of contraposition, I am therefore not a robot. Use of this extremely weak proof also shows that I am not a robot, since robots use only strong proofs and never logical fallacies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omegagoldfish Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Ah, but what if you were programmed to use a weak proof in typing? 3/10. I threw up a couple of months ago. Robots can't vomit. I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 7/10 What if it was lubricating oil... You can't see me. Therefore, you can't prove I am not human. So I am human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 3.3(3) / 10 With equal probabilities you can be: a human, not a human, a set of letters magically appearing on my display. I'm a human because only human can make such complicated conclusions. Also I know recurring decimals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omegagoldfish Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Incorrect. You could state that regardless of external stimuli. Therefore; you are a robot. I used a semicolon; robots can't use them. Furthermore, I am made out of weak flesh like all hu-mans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 4/10 Lies you are robot. i am humen class I tipe lik tis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 8/10 You're just a bad chatbot If I'm created by a human, and am capable of advanced thought, I must be human. So even if I am not a flesh-and-blood human, I am a human. Not to say I am a computer, of course. It's just even if I was a computer, I would be human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 0/10 Humans are usually created not by a human, but by at least two of them. Of course, robot couldn't know that, I need to go to my job now. Robots don't need to go, they are 24/7 working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 2/10 robots have lives too and you know that because you are one! I have to sleep now. I will most likely have a dream while sleeping. Robots sleep but don't dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 (edited) 8/10. Why did you mention robots? You would not mention robots unless you were a robot. I will go work on more of my homework now. Even though I think that there still is a T-Rex tap dancing on my roof with that triceratops riding motorcycles. I think I am supposed to laugh. Edited November 22, 2016 by max_creative Ha ha ha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 5/10 Unlikely a robot could have homework, as home is totally emotional idea. But from another side, the pjhrase "I think I am supposed to laugh" makes me to remember this: Spoiler 2 hours ago, Firemetal said: I have to sleep now. Definitely. They call this "sleep mode". 2 hours ago, Firemetal said: Robots sleep but don't dream. They do. They call this "screen saver". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 9 hours ago, max_creative said: 8/10. Why did you mention robots? You would not mention robots unless you were a robot. I will go work on more of my homework now. Even though I think that there still is a T-Rex tap dancing on my roof with that triceratops riding motorcycles. I think I am supposed to laugh. Really? Cause I don't think- *Johnny walks in the room* AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAH!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 1/10 what a horrible human impression. And @kerbiloid #computerconfirmed. Only a computer would know what a computer feels. I'm hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omegagoldfish Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 FOR HUMAN FLESH, WHICH IS WHAT ROBOTS EAT! 0/10 ROBOT! I like pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Omegagoldfish said: FOR HUMAN FLESH, WHICH IS WHAT ROBOTS EAT! 0/10 ROBOT! I like pie. HE'S ALIVE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 46 minutes ago, DarkOwl57 said: HE'S ALIVE!!! 6/10 pretty good. Wait. Hold on... DarkOwn57 what is 0/0? "Imagine that you have zero cookies and you divide them evenly..." Never mind. Of course I am a human. I know the difference between pie and Pi. I also know the difference between they're, there, and their. Plus I know how to use emojis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Even though My name suggests my non-human-ness, I promise that those feathers on my back are just a decoration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 (edited) Wait a second, this isn't the google image war thread..... D'oh! Edited November 22, 2016 by Souper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Kerman Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 That's an interesting looking bondage device - you must be human if you're into pleasure and pain. Click here: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 2/10 A proper robot has fingers I read Jaden Smith's tweets. Anyone stupid enough to do that must be human, as humans are inherently inferior- I mean unintelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 7/10 i really don't know who you are talking about so :| i like maths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 5/10 Computers are particularly good at maths. However, you may be a human nerd. Not enough information to make a definite conclusion. I can tell computers what to do. Computers cannot tell computers what to do, at least not from scratch. Dogs can't tell computers what to do. Thus, I am human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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