munlander1 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I trip you, then grab the cookie and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I just pour some oil on the stairs. Free again cook-k-k-k-k-k-...ki-i-i-ie!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 (edited) cook is made by cooker mail cock her to haim Edited January 31, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Out of the strangeness, I manage to grab the cookie while everyone else (even the commenter) is scratching their heads trying to figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 While you were watching them scratch, I took the cookie. My cookie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 On January 26, 2017 at 9:56 AM, Xorth Tanovar said: Nurse feeds me the cookie. My digested cookie! My one of my imperial royal guard make you vomit the cookie and reconstitute it. I then let him have it. His cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 The royal guard realizes that the royal order was falsified and calls his sergeant. They catch the previous poster and throw him into a dark wet dungeon. Then they throw to him the vomitted cookie. That's his only food for a week. His cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 minute ago, kerbiloid said: The royal guard realizes that the royal order was falsified and calls his sergeant. They catch the previous poster and throw him into a dark wet dungeon. Then they throw to him the vomitted cookie. That's his only food for a week. His cookie. I am the emperor. My vomit cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 They report to the real Emperor, that somebody in his dungeon calls himself an Emperor. Indeed, your cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 On January 25, 2017 at 3:36 PM, munlander1 said: I come in with my galactic army and use it to establish my galactic empire to rule the Galaxy. I them take the cookie. my galactic empire brand cookie 12 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: They report to the real Emperor, that somebody in his dungeon calls himself an Emperor. Indeed, your cookie. Ha ha ha! Is that enough for you! Get in the dungeon while I cleanse this cookie that was half digested into a like-new clean cookie. My like-new cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 (edited) The echo of your ominous laughter sinks in the darkness of the dungeon corridor. Nobody responds. A day later you get hungry enough to begin gnaw the half-digested vomitted your cookie taken from the muddy floor of your cell. (Meanwhile. the dungeon guards report to the Emperor that you are probably mad. The Emperor tells to his confident eunuch to decide whether just leave you there and forget - or send you a poisonous cookie.) Edited February 3, 2017 by kerbiloid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 (edited) I repair my time machine and prevent this whole rather disgusting sherade altogether. I go back in time to steal the cookie dough before it was even baked and did other run of the mill stupid time stuff (i.e. killed Hitler) only to return to a barren and desolate Earth. I think about what I've done and come to the conclusion of "Welp, Earth is toast. Time for Mars!" I bake the cookie dough there. My delicious batch of Martian cookies. Edited February 3, 2017 by TopHeavy11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 A mutated Martian colonist jumps from under a stone, grabs you with tentacles and drags away, to (his? her?) its lair. Fresh Martian cookies are laying on sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 A patrolling Skitarii from the Adeptus Mechanicus finds the cookies, eats most of them, and gives the remaining one to me. My cookie once again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Blitzkrieg of Butts Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 TheLegend27 takes the cookie for me. My mlg cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 (edited) I change the game. My cookie. Edited February 16, 2017 by munlander1 Memy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 But then you got bored and looked at the operational end of the Aperture Handheld Portal device while having moon dust on your face. My cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Mario comes and takes the cookie. His cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Wario barrows the cookie and forgets to return it. Worio's cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 It's a pretty stale cookie by now. Not sure I'd even want to touch it, much less eat it... The cookie is passed off to @munlander1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Oh yah! My cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I offer to upgrade the cookie. Accept? Y or N Your contemplating decision cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 You cookie now takes the power of 5 replies working together in order to be taken. Your OP cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Level 4 upgrade appears incompatible with the cookie version. The cookie will be disabled. New version of the cookie is available on github. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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