53miner53 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 I pull out a lightsaber and battle you for the cookie. I cut your lightsaber in half and take the cookie. my cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 The force of the impossibility of cutting a lightsaber in half knocks you back, and I snatch the cookie in mid-air. My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 I look you straight in the eye, and you are powerless to stop me as I slowly pluck the cookie from your fingers and walk away. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 I dig a pit and wait for you to fall. Due to cartoon physics, you stay for a while before my trained pigeons takes you cookie. My cookie. I have pigeons.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Pigeons eat the cookie, get heavy and fall down into the pit together with him. Previous poster's heavy pigeons with cookie inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Luckily they are TopHeavy (TM) and fall upwards out of the pit and into my hand. I then wait for...well. you know...and reconstruct the cookie in a completely edible state. My pigeons and cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 I hire assassin cats to drug you and reclaim my pigeons and cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 I do this to your pigeons. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Zombie pigeons come to you for their cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I channel my inner Isaac Clarke. There are no more zombie pigeons. I pick the cookie up from the ground where the terrified Tex dropped it. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 A trained strike force of guinea pigs come to your house and change the fact of your existence. The cookie is left for me to take. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 The New Guinea Police Officers' Union sues you for defamatory speech. The court finds you guilty. Your fine is one cookie. Union's cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 After my failed business, I secured a job as an official in the Union. Unfortunately, I am corrupt and embezzle the cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 You are fired from the union due to your embezzlement of the cookie. I replace you and am payed a cookie for my first day on the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 And now you can pay your fee to the landlord. His cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Luckily, I am said landlord. I keep cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I am the Tax Man! Your tax is exactly 1 cookie. My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Quote i use my i don't watch the info but when im forced to by someone that get me out of my cell so i go over my 0.7 lunch a day my oh thoos "animal" don't like ntmf ... and you figure it just now ? as far as i m concerned with this the last 9 years ... my cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 When doing my taxes, I found that I had actually incrementally paid more during the year, and my tax return just so happens to be one cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Happy and generous, you give this cookie to a volunteer squad behind your door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Good thing I posed as a volunteer. My Cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 I bake a new cookie and bring it to a secret underground base at unknown coordinates on the Moon. my cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 You get shocked realizing that somebody has stolen it even there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiffedStarfish Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 You in turn are shocked that I stole it before they realised you'd stolen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 I recover from my shock, grab the cookie, bring it into my space suit with me, seal my space suit and deprresurise the base. And leave for Jupiter on a spacecraft. My cookie and very obvious secret moon base on the far side of the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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