spacebrick3 Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 A small, innocuous drone quietly plucks the cookie from your outstretched hand and deposits it in mine. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 I use a net on small, innocuous drone before it reaches your hand. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 K'thulhu wakes up. No world. No cookie. Only K'thulhu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Steve, from Irregular Webcomics, wrestles him to death, and I bake a new cookie batch, and share some with him. Steve and My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 You mean "Our cookies"? Anyway, I use a tractor beam to steal the remaining 10 cookies (you each ate 1) aboard my ship and warp away to Kerbin where I share it to Val and The Original 3. Our cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 The Kraken attacks. All of you are flung out of the system at light speed, leaving the cookies behind. my cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Due to the relativity, time passes, cookies get relic and hide in background radiation. Hidden cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 (edited) HACKZORZ Ltd. breaks the universe and gives me the hidden cookies. My slightly hidden cookies. Edited May 7, 2017 by qzgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 I board a new warp ship and steal the cookies. Then I go to Kerbin and THEN share it with the four. Our cookies again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Your warp drive caused the "cause/effect" problems. The cookies were yours in past. Now they get un-yours-ed. SCP foundation cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I go and steal them from the SCP foundation. My cookies.. wait... THEN I go share it with the four. Our cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccoel Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I quickly drive by in a car and steal Val's cookie My cookie now Ill eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I take it out of your hands before you can eat it. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I steal the cookie and now my 10 cookies are safe. THEN, I will share it with the four. Our cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 The four are launched out of the solar system at more than the speed of light because of a Kraken attack, and you accidentally hit F5. You go and repeatedly apply your head to a wall with force while I claim the cookies. My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I Alt+F5'd the moment before the Kraken Attack, so I get a redo. Our cookies again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 The Kraken attack happens again anyway. You give up with physics and throw the cookies away, except I catch them before they are in the garbage. My cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 (edited) Slowly you are starting to understand that the cookie is not that simple, it can't be just thrown away. (Like the Sauron's Ring). It's a mysterious artefact, and you would... ... Too late.... SCP Foundation's SWAT kidnaps you, and you get contained as an SCP sub-artefact (level — Safe), secondary to the Undroppable Cookie.artefact (level - Euclid/Kether, due to the Kraken call), SCP Foundation's you and cookie. Edited May 9, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 (edited) I steal it. My cookies. Edited May 9, 2017 by Joseph Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccoel Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I dig a tunnel under you and anger the kraken and run. you are thrown in the air and the cookies land in my hand. MY COOKIES, I ATE THEM ALREADY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I open you up, dissect your stomach, isolate the cookie particles, and reassemble it. My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccoel Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 omg. I cut your neck off before the cookies go down it. My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Alt-F9 My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccoel Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 wha ok then I do alt-F9 My cookies. I quit the game, taking the cookies with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 The game fails to close, leaving you stuck in one spot with your cookie. I take the cookie from you, alt F5, and kill the game using task manager. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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