kerbiloid Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 These were not they. Police arrests the cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Cookie is released due to lack of evidence and give it to the nearest guy. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Wolf56 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 (edited) I run past that guy and snatch it from his hand. My cookie. Edited May 17, 2017 by Shadow Wolf56 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 It was another hand. Still his cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 All this time you guys have been chasing after a fake cookie, I swapped the cookies while you guys where busy jumping off the grand canyon... allllllllllllllll the way back on page 1 It's been my cookie for a while now, and since I just revealed this it will now be taken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 But we made other cookies, like I'm doing now. my cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 I take the cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 And your cookie, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 MY COOKIES! my cookies because i said so just like the stick im holding is a banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 I completely roast you. When I ask for all your cookies, you give them to me and cry in the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I was busy building an SSTO and didn't hear your roast. I come over later completely unaffected and take the cookie(s) My Cookie(s) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 The cookie overweighted your SSTO. To reach the orbit you had to throw out any ballast, including the cookie. Suborbital cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laythe Squid Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Cookie burns up. I bake new batch of cookies. My cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 You own a whole batch of your mycookies. While the vapourized true cookie is spread around and belongs to humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I take the cookie to space on a space shuttle. my cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 The cookie gets lost in its huge cargo bay. Shuttle-ite cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Using my SSTO that can get overweighted by a single cookie, I rendezvous with your space shuttle and switch my ore scanner from "ore" to "cookie" and locate the cookie under the solar array of the probe in the cargo bay. I then steal fuel from your shuttle and use it to get my SSTO to minmus. My Minmus cookie, since you cannot eat Minmus itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Sun burns. Minmus melts. An orbiting cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 I use my shuttle to grab the cookie, and hold on tight to it. My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 I ram your shuttle at 2x orbital speed, and then you try and find the cookie in the tracking station, but it is listed as debris, and now there is too much "Shuttle Debris" and "SSTO Debris" to find it in the mess. Debris Cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Debra comes down from the orbit. Her cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 I use an assembly line robot to take the cookie. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 The assembly line robot malfunctions and throws the cookie as far as it can ow. It landed on me. My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 (edited) You are saved by a rescue team. Rescue te... Wait... Nobody knows who has meanwhile stolen the cookie. Edited May 26, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 I have eyes in the sky. I take the cookie with a modified DJI Spark. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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