There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?

[Kernel Kraken]

'Android vs iOS'.

I get a bunch of FanBoys argueing their hearts out over essentially the same thing as meat shields!

[kerbiloid]

You just summoned two more opposing crowds of zombies.

iZombie vs Andraugr

Edited May 18, 2018 by kerbiloid

[Sorabh]

"Tissue Cryopreservation Review Paper"

Eh, I guess i will just spray liquid Nitrogen on them...

[bananasrawesome]

"DosBOX imgmake"

If creating a hard disk image and installing windows 98/2000 can ward off zombies with obsoleteness then I might be fine.

[kerbiloid]

Somebody should search: 
"how to kill zombie process"

[RealKerbal3x]

'buran space shuttle'

I could fly to the ISS!

But the problem is: what if the ISS crew were also zombies?

Edited May 18, 2018 by RealKerbal3x

[Ultimate Steve]

10 minutes ago, RealKerbal3x said:

'buran space shuttle'

I could fly to the ISS!

But the problem is: what if the ISS crew were also zombies?

Does it include a launch pad? Fuel? Radar stations? Charged batteries? Do you have an energia to go along with the orbiter? Is the interior finished, unlike the first buran? Do you have an EVA suit so you can get over to the ISS?

*things to think about*

The last thing I googled was "shortest inaugural address" so I guess I can say 130 words to them and distract them for a bit.

[RealKerbal3x]

2 hours ago, Ultimate Steve said:

Does it include a launch pad? Fuel? Radar stations? Charged batteries? Do you have an energia to go along with the orbiter? Is the interior finished, unlike the first buran? Do you have an EVA suit so you can get over to the ISS?

*things to think about

Interesting that a rocket is actually useless without most of that stuff........

[kerbiloid]

Rocket is just a bottle, which the launchpad spits somewhere into the sky.

A piece of lythosphere filled with a tiny portion of atmo- and hydrosphere, which the cell planet starts exhaling into the intercellular interplanetary space, when some forms of DNA appear on it.
So, like a launchpad is a boil on its face.
This is way of this DNA spreading.

Sometimes a portion of DNA inside such exhaled bubble reaches another cell planet, and the contaminated cell planet in turn gets covered with boils launchpads.

Edited May 18, 2018 by kerbiloid

[Fraston]

“When was the Tsar Bomba detonated...” welp, I guess I’ll turn them into ash.

[Kerbal Fried Chicken]

I've never actually googled anything so i'm not sure where that leaves me.

[bananasrawesome]

I just googled "sci fi shipyard stations" and I don't have a way to get to them sooo...

[Ho Lam Kerman]

"how to get to eve"

Let's hope there aren't zombies on Eve.

[kerbiloid]

Interesting, how torrents will help against zombies?

[Capt. Hunt]

well, at least my boots will be the right size.

[Fraston]

"Ordeal boss mashup Kirby"

I guess that ill stall the zombies by making them listen to good music!

 

[Ultimate Steve]

"Bulk resize images"

I could maybe make a picture the size of the Empire state building and then make a paper fortress, if the search wasn't about digitally resizing images.

[RealKerbal3x]

'ksp scott manley mod'

I can kill them with the horror of this!

[ChrisSpace]

"Alternate History Mongol Empire"

 

This'll be fun to see.

[MDZhB]

"rozen maiden watch episode"

... crap.

[Boorang]

On 1/13/2018 at 11:03 AM, Confused Scientist said:

I have Tetris. Lots and lots of Tetris.

if its tetris as shown in Chuchel, you are good.

[RealKerbal3x]

‘Ghee’

Don’t ask me why I searched that. Don’t ask me how it will help against zombies.

[Ultimate Steve]

Google Maps ISS.

So either I'm on the ISS (yay!) or I own a really cool but useless (against zombies) part of a webpage.

[Laythe Squid]

Nuclear alarm sirens. I shall scare the zombies.

[Hummingbird Aerospace]

W.I.C.K.E.D.

Then I can fly around bergs with lasers and shoot zombies with death ray launchers and then stick them in a huge maze.