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On 6/11/2024 at 10:17 AM, DDE said:

Two French citizens attempted to infiltrate Baikonur; one dead through dehydration - source.

https://ria.ru/20240611/baykonur-1952116166.html

Three "European" tourists intruding, caught, tried by the (Russian) 26th Garrison Court Martial, convicted and expelled.

https://ria.ru/20240711/bajkonur-1958923140.html

Apparently there aren't any jurisdiction issues after all. I've poked around the court's website, couldn't find the case file (not that I necessarily would).

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1 hour ago, DDE said:

Three "European" tourists intruding, caught, tried by the (Russian) 26th Garrison Court Martial, convicted and expelled.

https://ria.ru/20240711/bajkonur-1958923140.html

Apparently there aren't any jurisdiction issues after all. I've poked around the court's website, couldn't find the case file (not that I necessarily would).

After the Russian anti-satellite test it wouldn't be surprising if other nation states became very curious

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TP-82's failed competitor TOZ-81 Mars. 5-round, bull-pup revolver, field-swappable between .410 smoothbore and 5.45 mm rifled, with folding bayonet 

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OK, that's enough Internet for today...

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On 8/9/2024 at 12:27 PM, kerbiloid said:

The bayonet is for the case when the bear is not frightened with shots, and they have to finish him.

the world of alaskan bear pistols is actually kind of interesting. we got the two largest species of bears in this state. both require significant stopping power. often huge calibur (.45 magnum at the small end) in a small package. mean little wrist breakers.  bears are usually elusive and when you run into them its usually in too close quarters to draw a rifle. unfortunately no bayonets (would be cool if it popped out automatically after firing your last round).

ive only ever seen blackbear down here (there were four bear in trash reports this week, two on my street).

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2 hours ago, tater said:

Progress:

 

The numbers in the lower left center of the docking overlay are clearly distance, relative speed, and x, y, axis offsets, but what are the other numbers?  I was trying to figure out which is rotation or roll relative to port axis.  Maybe all 3 rotations are in there?

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"Music of the Spheres". Leodr swears this is totally just an aged-up version of someone's kid who comissioned a painting. The commenters, alongside myself, are having none of it.

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I'm guessing this south-western phenotype is just this pervasive.

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2 hours ago, DDE said:

'm guessing this south-western phenotype is just this pervasive.

Idk about the phenotype, but what's this?

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The Latin heretics have drawn a Western note key on the icon instead of the archaic Greek/Cyrillic letters???

 

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3 hours ago, tater said:

 

This will put 12 people on ISS, there are also 4 at Tiangong, and 4 on Polaris Dawn. So we already have 20 humans on orbit at once.

There's only 3 on Tiangong

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The humor in this statement revolves around a play on words involving the names of space equipment and a cheeky reference to historical space program challenges:

1. **Soyuz-L and "LM" Orbital Testbed**: Here, "LM" could be referring to the Lunar Module used by Apollo missions, but in this context, it's likely a playful misdirection. The Soyuz-L was actually used for testing the Soviet Union's LK lunar lander in Earth's orbit, not an American LM (Lunar Module). The pun lies in suggesting that it's an "LM" (which might imply Lunar Module to those familiar with Apollo terminology), when it's actually related to the LK, creating a mix-up for those in the know.

2. **Horrible Pun**: The pun isn't directly stated but implied through the setup. By suggesting it's an "LM" (possibly misinterpreting as Lunar Module), one might expect a pun like "Soyuz-L, where 'L' stands for 'Lunar Module' testbed," which would be incorrect and thus 'horrible' because it's intentionally misleading about what "L" actually refers to in Soyuz-L.

3. **N1-L3 Problem**: The N1-L3 was the Soviet Union's lunar program, where N1 was the rocket and L3 was the mission designator for lunar missions. The N1 rocket had numerous catastrophic failures, not because of the LK (Lunar Module equivalent), but due to issues like engine failures, structural integrity, and quality control. The statement humorously deflects blame from these well-known issues to the LK, which wasn't the primary problem, hence the quip "the LK wasn't the problem with N1-L3, after all." This line is funny because it's a wry acknowledgment that while the LK might not have been flawless, it was far from being the main reason for the N1's failures.

4. **Space Enthusiast In-Joke**: This humor is tailored for space enthusiasts who know the intricacies and failures of both the Soviet and American space programs. It's the kind of niche humor where the knowledge of specific spacecraft, missions, and historical contexts adds layers of appreciation for the wit.

The humor here is quite dry and relies on a deep understanding of space history, where the actual technical details and historical outcomes are twisted into a pun or a playful misdirection. It's the kind of humor that might make space engineers or historians chuckle, appreciating the nod to the complexities and sometimes the ironies of space exploration history.

Courtesy of Grok
 

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