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roboslacker

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Answer to previous one nobody got

Spoiler

After trying to rob the mayor of a town, a hobo buys an organ for a local church.

Spoiler

The Inspector General

 

In an attempt to save a hospital from bankruptcy, two young men hire a vet, destroy a piano, and try a new career as wallpaper hangers.

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ChrisSpace

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So, first, here's the answers to my latest ones that nobody answered

- Two of the most underqualified people on Earth are tasked with performing a high-tech stealth operation to prevent a nuclear war

Spoiler

The Interview

- An interracial relationship saves the world from a bunch of people who are dropping rocks everywhere

Spoiler

Iron Sky

- Stockholm syndrome... in space!

Spoiler

Passengers

 

Now here's two more:

- A device that could save millions of lives in third-world nations is only used on the inventor's home town, and no-one points this out

- Environmentalist effort goes very, very, horribly wrong but technically succeeds

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Answer to previous one nobody got

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In an attempt to save a hospital from bankruptcy, two young men hire a vet, destroy a piano, and try a new career as wallpaper hangers.

A Day at the Races

 

On 8/7/2018 at 3:16 AM, ChrisSpace said:

- A device that could save millions of lives in third-world nations is only used on the inventor's home town, and no-one points this out 

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

On 8/7/2018 at 3:16 AM, ChrisSpace said:

- Environmentalist effort goes very, very, horribly wrong but technically succeeds

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (or just Jurassic World or Jurassic Park.)

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A tribe of postapocalyptic diving amazons captured a rogue saving three girls from a vessel shot down by degraded villains on a devastated planet ruled by a maniacal cyborg loving a death race.

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Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone.

 

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On 8/8/2018 at 8:48 PM, cubinator said:

Return of the Jedi, but just the part on Tatooine?

Nope!

On 8/8/2018 at 7:08 PM, roboslacker said:

Guardians of the Galaxy?

The Irresponsible Captain Tylor?

Nope and nope!

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The Martian.

 

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SCP--█████

Item# ████████

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-█████-1 (hereafter also Object) is to be incarcerated in a standalone vertical vivarium.
The vivarium building should be constructed of chemically inert alumosilicate blocks.
No metal are allowed in important parts of the construction to prevent using it by SCP-█████ as a tool or a weapon.

The vivarium building should have plain external wall, with no protruding parts.
The cell containing SCP-█████ should be placed on top of the building, and have no doors.
The cell should have a signle window enough large to allow the personnel get into the cell through the window.
Bars are not required. SCP-█████-1 is not able to climb down by the plain wall.
Bars are required (see █████-002 and █████-003 incidents description). 

Female-only Class B personnel is allowed to keep the contact with SCP-█████.
Only one at once personnel unit (hereafter also Agent) can be authorized to operate with the Object, due to strong hierarchical instincts of SCP-█████ and its limited intellectual abilities.
The Agent should be keeping the Object convicted that the Object is a junior member of their hierarchical pair.

Under absolutely no circumstances are any male human homeothermic biological objects to encounter with SCP-█████ in any manner.
(This applies to both SCP-█████-1 and SCP-█████-2).
Any male human homeothermic biological object who do encounter with SCP-█████ should be urgently blinded and delivered to the laboratory office for interviewing and termination.
(No special measures are required on its body further utilization. The risk of contamination is considered negligible.)

Any amounts of SCP-█████-2 (an atypical substance being produced by SCP-█████-1) should be gathered and untilized with an incinerator.

Don't show SCP-█████-1 an open fire. Especially sky lanterns, probably also floating ones. Looks like it has some brain trigger on these things. Dr.███████████

Description: 
SCP-█████-1 appears to be look like a pubescent female human of Caucasian descent.
She It They She The Object is genetically augmented with plant genes (presumable donor species is Valerianella locusta).
Its Her (technically it's she, stop arguing!) organism intensively synthesizes extra-long protein fibers phylogenetically identifiable as mutated rudimentary vibrissae.
This substance is designated as SCP-█████-2. It's solid, fibrous, straw-colored. The substance is produced on the cranial end of SCP-█████-1 body.

SCP-█████-1 has been discovered and put under Special Containment Procedures as a result of █████-001 incident.

The procedures seemed to be effective until they were violated twice (see incidents  █████-002 and █████-003).
In both cases the Object was urgently neutralized and recaptured, so human casualties stayed controllable.

The former Special Containment Procedures are considered insufficient and obsolete, are at the moment being examined.
As a temporary solution a vivarium window mask made of metal bars is accepted.

Appendix A: Incident █████-001 description.

SCP-█████-1 appeared as a result of an unauthorized intrusion of a local dweller and further illegal acquisition of an experimental plant specimens at BioLab #███/██ (aka Biocomplex Locusta ).
The stolen specimens were consumed by the intruder's wife, this caused unpredictable consequences.
(Currently both violators are neutralized by the standard using of Amnesiac and later used as Class D personnel units)

Once the SCP-█████-1 (the violators' official daughter) existence has been discovered, it was delivered to the corresponding SCP facility. 

Appendix B: Incident █████-002 description.

A pubescent male human had occasionally discovered the vivarium location and immediately had lost a psychological self-control  under hormonal attack 
As a result of his further intrusion one Class B SCP Agent was killed, while SCP- █████-1 had escaped.
Later SCP- █████-1 was found having produced several items of SCP- █████-3 (looking indistinguishable from baby humans).
DNA expertise has shown that biological father of all SCP- █████-3 is the intruder.

SCP- █████-1 was returned to the vivarium.
All SCP- █████-3 were confiscated by Dr.████████████ from BioLab #███/██ (aka Dryad Nest)
The intruder was used as Class D personnel unit.

Appendix C: Incident █████-003 description.

Circumstances are similar to the Incident █████-002, but caused additional destructions by fire.

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Rapunzel

 

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19 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

SCP--█████

Item# ████████

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-█████-1 (hereafter also Object) is to be incarcerated in a standalone vertical vivarium.
The vivarium building should be constructed of chemically inert alumosilicate blocks.
No metal are allowed in important parts of the construction to prevent using it by SCP-█████ as a tool or a weapon.

The vivarium building should have plain external wall, with no protruding parts.
The cell containing SCP-█████ should be placed on top of the building, and have no doors.
The cell should have a signle window enough large to allow the personnel get into the cell through the window.
Bars are not required. SCP-█████-1 is not able to climb down by the plain wall.
Bars are required (see █████-002 and █████-003 incidents description). 

Female-only Class B personnel is allowed to keep the contact with SCP-█████.
Only one at once personnel unit (hereafter also Agent) can be authorized to operate with the Object, due to strong hierarchical instincts of SCP-█████ and its limited intellectual abilities.
The Agent should be keeping the Object convicted that the Object is a junior member of their hierarchical pair.

Under absolutely no circumstances are any male human homeothermic biological objects to encounter with SCP-█████ in any manner.
(This applies to both SCP-█████-1 and SCP-█████-2).
Any male human homeothermic biological object who do encounter with SCP-█████ should be urgently blinded and delivered to the laboratory office for interviewing and termination.
(No special measures are required on its body further utilization. The risk of contamination is considered negligible.)

Any amounts of SCP-█████-2 (an atypical substance being produced by SCP-█████-1) should be gathered and untilized with an incinerator.

Don't show SCP-█████-1 an open fire. Especially sky lanterns, probably also floating ones. Looks like it has some brain trigger on these things. Dr.███████████

Description: 
SCP-█████-1 appears to be look like a pubescent female human of Caucasian descent.
She It They She The Object is genetically augmented with plant genes (presumable donor species is Valerianella locusta).
Its Her (technically it's she, stop arguing!) organism intensively synthesizes extra-long protein fibers phylogenetically identifiable as mutated rudimentary vibrissae.
This substance is designated as SCP-█████-2. It's solid, fibrous, straw-colored. The substance is produced on the cranial end of SCP-█████-1 body.

SCP-█████-1 has been discovered and put under Special Containment Procedures as a result of █████-001 incident.

The procedures seemed to be effective until they were violated twice (see incidents  █████-002 and █████-003).
In both cases the Object was urgently neutralized and recaptured, so human casualties stayed controllable.

The former Special Containment Procedures are considered insufficient and obsolete, are at the moment being examined.
As a temporary solution a vivarium window mask made of metal bars is accepted.

Appendix A: Incident █████-001 description.

SCP-█████-1 appeared as a result of an unauthorized intrusion of a local dweller and further illegal acquisition of an experimental plant specimens at BioLab #███/██ (aka Biocomplex Locusta ).
The stolen specimens were consumed by the intruder's wife, this caused unpredictable consequences.
(Currently both violators are neutralized by the standard using of Amnesiac and later used as Class D personnel units)

Once the SCP-█████-1 (the violators' official daughter) existence has been discovered, it was delivered to the corresponding SCP facility. 

Appendix B: Incident █████-002 description.

A pubescent male human had occasionally discovered the vivarium location and immediately had lost a psychological self-control  under hormonal attack 
As a result of his further intrusion one Class B SCP Agent was killed, while SCP- █████-1 had escaped.
Later SCP- █████-1 was found having produced several items of SCP- █████-3 (looking indistinguishable from baby humans).
DNA expertise has shown that biological father of all SCP- █████-3 is the intruder.

SCP- █████-1 was returned to the vivarium.
All SCP- █████-3 were confiscated by Dr.████████████ from BioLab #███/██ (aka Dryad Nest)
The intruder was used as Class D personnel unit.

Appendix C: Incident █████-003 description.

Circumstances are similar to the Incident █████-002, but caused additional destructions by fire.

Holy [DATA EXPUNGED] that's probably the most creative variant of EaFB i've ever seen

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There's a mentor and protégé  who "steal" a work of art from the estate of a late wealthy client. all while escaping the law and a hitman hired by a jealous relative of the client. 

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

 

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On 9/4/2018 at 2:57 PM, Pascovian said:

Drift and a really common drifting meme.

Mario Kart: Tokyo drift

After a 21 year old cop from hell is hospitalized during a car crash after being convicted of infanticide and mutilation of corpses, he mush use his new cybernetic body to travel back in time and fix the past.

 

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A mostly standalone sequel where James Cameron continues his references to nuclear weapons, a movie where Bill Paxton is the best actor in existence, and where a funny meme started.  

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Aliens

 

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On 8/26/2018 at 7:02 AM, ChrisSpace said:

Holy [DATA EXPUNGED] that's probably the most creative variant of EaFB i've ever seen

Edwards Airforce base?  what does that mean

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8 hours ago, DAL59 said:

Edwards Airforce base?  what does that mean

Explain a Film Badly.

A bee eats a flower. The American Boot robs  demoman. Demoman finds a magic door and becomes medicine. Spy takes the medicine and regurgitates demoman. Heavy makes sandwiches. Pyro and Engie fall into a magic door and become scout before dissipating. Spy steals a sandwich. American Boot dies of a heart attack. Sniper ressurects American Boot with crystal methamphetamine. Captain Scout arrives and steals the food. American Boot engages Captain Scout in a Danmaku Battle, and retrieves the food.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqM904nX9Fw

 

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Guy chases a drone in a cornfield to go through a black hole.

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Interstellar

Man gets impaled. Man becomes iron man and flies up to his spaceship. Man tangles woman in orange rope. Man lectures students about poo.

Spoiler

The Martian

 

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