create a/the rules for a ridiculous board/card game

[TeslaPenguin1]

If the player successfully builds the mothership, they win! If the player can't build the mothership, then they have to crash what they have into kerbin. If they hit the space center, the island airfield, the dessert launch site, or baikerbanur, they win! If they don't...

[adsii1970]

35 minutes ago, The Minmus Derp said:

Spend hours creating a giant Kilometre long mothership that is, and looks like it is, under construction, complete with orbital dock! (which is very hard to do with stock parts. and you will have to use stock parts)

How is that a board game?

Check out this REAL game...

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Then they must draw a card from the "Where did we go wrong" pile...

 

Edited August 21, 2018 by adsii1970

[TeslaPenguin1]

... and then put it on their forehead. They have 30 seconds to guess it. If they do, they win. If they don't....

[HansonKerman]

Then they must retry doing this: ( I won't use the default quote function, just copy-paste the post so as to not annoy the posters )

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(Minmus Derp's)

Spend hours creating a giant Kilometre long mothership that is, and looks like it is, under construction, complete with orbital dock! (which is very hard to do with stock parts. and you will have to use stock parts)

And then this:

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(TeslaP's)

If the player successfully builds the mothership, they win! If the player can't build the mothership, then they have to crash what they have into kerbin. If they hit the space center, the island airfield, the dessert launch site, or baikerbanur, they win! If they don't...

But THIS time, the player must (warning: venting anger ahead) (double warning: Pokémon references ahead)

attempt to win a Gym Battle at Nimbasa City. If you win on your first - fourth try (e.g. first second third or fourth, it doesn't matter), then you win! (this is expanding beyond board and card games now, and also where did all this extradimensional space come from) If you lose the battle, then you must proceed to...

[Kernel Kraken]

...Buy a copy of the declaration of Independence and eat it. If they fail to do so within ten minutes....

[HansonKerman]

Then restart the mothership thingy. The next loser...

[Boorang]

must eat ten copies of The zombie gnome defense guide.

[Kernel Kraken]

If they fail, throw up, or gross anyone out, everyone resorts to an arm wrestling bracket. The winner wins.

The game is a video game...

[roboslacker]

...which pits console gamers against pc gamers. The game consists of...

[Kernel Kraken]

Endlessly arguing over which platform is better, even though the only thing that matters is which platform you enjoy more.

The game is a card game...

[HansonKerman]

...where the first move is to draw 3 aces. First to get 40 points wins. To get points, draw a card. The number on the card corresponds to how many points you get. Ace is one point (e.g. you start with one point, and drawing an ace adds one.) However, if...

Edited October 20, 2018 by HansonKerman
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[Dark Junior]

...you roll as many D20s as you can possibly hold in one hand and every single roll is a natural 1, all of your cards are equal to a 10.

(b) Every player receives $10,000 in cash...

[kerbiloid]

You can roll the dice knocking down the figures like bowling pins.

[YNM]

Brandy for everyone who changes sides.

[kerbiloid]

Hostages.

You can take an opponent's piece as a hostage and threaten to remove it from board if the opponent doesn't do what you want.

[Kernel Kraken]

If the demand is outlandish as decided by a coin flip, then the demander must eat a rubber chicken...

[kerbiloid]

Btw, coins.

An in-game currency to bribe the opponent's pieces to perform the turns wrongly.

[HansonKerman]

if the peices are bribed as such, as a side effect,

[HansonKerman]

this thread will be deadified. I think we need a new game.

this one is a board game. Everyone starts with a 420 sided die. If the die rolls an even number...