totm dec 2019 What crimes against Kerbin have you committed?

[Zosma Procyon]

I have a test dummy called "Joroley" whom I use whenever I need to test a new craft. As such I've killed him about 50 times in crashes, usually intentional, but I always revert back to the VAB or SPH afterwards.

[Xurkitree]

Whenever my kerbals die, I go into the cheat menu and bump up my reputation to its original level.

Oh siree he didn't die, and the space program is insured against reputation loss.

[Gadrius]

When I'm feeling particularly mischievous .. I will use the VAB as a missile test target .. 

[Mjarf]

Well, my space program is consuming their oil reserves at an alarming rate.

[Kernel Kraken]

It's illegal to place nuclear weapons in space, but conventional weapons are fine.

The space treaty didn't say anything about conventional weapons as powerful as nuclear weapons.

Orbital Kinetic Bombardment is now my favourite passtime.

[Chel]

I once docked several asteroids together in orbit around Kerbin, and then sent my contraption through the atmosphere and back to the KSC. Technically I was bringing back samples from space, just very large samples that destroyed most of the KSC

[Chel]

On 10/18/2018 at 6:21 AM, Kernel Kraken said:

Orbital Kinetic Bombardment is now my favourite passtime

Heheh- Wait. What?

[Ultimate Steve]

On 10/17/2018 at 3:21 PM, Kernel Kraken said:

Orbital Kinetic Bombardment is now my favourite passtime.

 

34 minutes ago, The_Cat_In_Space said:

Technically I was bringing back samples from space, just very large samples that destroyed most of the KSC

 

23 minutes ago, The_Cat_In_Space said:

Heheh- Wait. What?

 

Breaking news: NASA announces bold new sample return initiative, with only a 28% chance of mass extinction. Their slogan:

"Why go to Mars when we can bring Mars to Earth?"

[Chel]

5 minutes ago, Ultimate Steve said:

 

 

 

Breaking news: NASA announces bold new sample return initiative, with only a 28% chance of mass extinction. Their slogan:

"Why go to Mars when we can bring Mars to Earth?"

 Sorry I can't react to it, I've reached the daily limit!

[epicman81]

Strapped Jeb to a nuke and dropped it on the old ksc

[XLjedi]

My Krakonian faction is particularly naughty!

They have a single craft capable of putting 3 comm sattellites into geosynchronous orbit. 

...to replay the prior day's cable news.  Muah ha ha haaaaa!

[natsirt721]

Botching a Munar return aerobrake and disintegrating a pair of NTRs in the upper atmosphere.  That was bad PR...

[l0kki]

Bombed the KSC numerous times, nuked the KSC numerous times, put a bunch of civilians on a boat and destroyed it with all kinds of weapons (ATGMS, cannons, etc.)

[Kebab Kerman]

Uhh... Lets see here...

Intense bombing,
Mass sacrificing,
Mass genocide,
Putting Kerbals in serious danger,
Torture/experimentation of/on Kerbals,
Driving Kerbals into insanity,
Forced economic collapse,
Espionage,
Industrial espionage,
Multiple nuclear strikes,
And the list goes on.

May the Kraken have mercy on the locals of the planet I land on.

[ZL647]

I once took some boosters off one of my rockets because it didnt need that much delta v.

[Chel]

On 10/19/2018 at 2:31 PM, epicman81 said:

Strapped Jeb to a nuke and dropped it on the old ksc

You must understand, Jebediah feels no pain. He keeps on smiling all the way through. Besides, he always comes back after a few hours or days

[Felsmak]

I created and unleashed a being far worse than the Deep Space Kraken.

[Chel]

46 minutes ago, Felsmak said:

I created and unleashed a being far worse than the Deep Space Kraken.

Sphaggetified Kerbals version 2.0?

[Chel]

10 hours ago, Kebab Kerman said:

Intense bombing,
Mass sacrificing,
Mass genocide,
Putting Kerbals in serious danger,
Torture/experimentation of/on Kerbals,
Driving Kerbals into insanity,
Forced economic collapse,
Espionage,
Industrial espionage,
Multiple nuclear strikes,
And the list goes on.

Why?

[Kebab Kerman]

34 minutes ago, The_Cat_In_Space said:

Why?

...For science?

[Chel]

46 minutes ago, Kebab Kerman said:

...For science?

Totally not for your crazed bloodlust against Kerbals...

[Kebab Kerman]

Just now, The_Cat_In_Space said:

Totally not for your crazed bloodlust against Kerbals...

...Okay, I admit, that too... But we got some excellent science doing it!

[Chel]

1 minute ago, Kebab Kerman said:

...Okay, I admit, that too... But we got some excellent science doing it!

And some great Mission logs

(name) Kerman was killed

(name) Kerman was killed

(name) Kerman was killed

(name) Kerman was killed

[purpleivan]

8 hours ago, The_Cat_In_Space said:

Totally not for your crazed bloodlust against Kerbals...

For a scientific study of their crazed bloodlust against Kerbals.

Edited October 24, 2018 by purpleivan

[Chel]

36 minutes ago, purpleivan said:

Fo a scientific study of their crazed bloodlust against Kerbals.