AlamoVampire Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 (edited) Calling 911 to report not seeing wonder womans invisible jet. 041003012025 new page 041103012025 Edited March 1 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Calling 911 because yo know what Jeb saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Calling 911 because I know what you did last summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Calling 911 because I know what I did this Summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Calling 911 cuz im lonely and want a hug 105603042025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Calling 911 cause I didn’t consent for you to give me a hug @AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Calling 911 to ask if they know Trigonometry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Calling 911 to get a historical perspective of the Vorlons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Calling 911 to ask which came first, Vorlons or Vogons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Thursday at 07:18 PM Share Posted Thursday at 07:18 PM Calling 911 because is this person an ancient one? 131803062025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Friday at 02:22 AM Share Posted Friday at 02:22 AM Calling 911 because my power went out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Friday at 07:37 AM Share Posted Friday at 07:37 AM Calling 911 because the power company expects you to go online to their website to report a power outage. But when the power goes out, so does the signal strength required to be able to access the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted Saturday at 01:31 PM Share Posted Saturday at 01:31 PM calling 911 because @ColdJ may or may not have copied me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Saturday at 02:46 PM Share Posted Saturday at 02:46 PM Calling 911 because vengeance of fairness requires decisive action. 084603082025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Saturday at 11:04 PM Share Posted Saturday at 11:04 PM Calling 911 to find the local nuclear waste depository. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Sunday at 01:05 PM Share Posted Sunday at 01:05 PM Calling 911 to get the location of your … 080503092025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Sunday at 03:22 PM Share Posted Sunday at 03:22 PM Calling 911 because you saw someone digging a massive hole for themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted Monday at 03:24 PM Share Posted Monday at 03:24 PM Calling 911 because you are helping someone dig a rather large hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Monday at 05:21 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:21 PM Calling 911 to ask where to back up the dump truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago Calling 911 to invite the current shift at dispatch to a pizza party starting 15 minutes after end of shift to thank them for helping people on what is likely their (the callers) worst day. Dispatchers need some love. 104303112025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago Calling 911 to ask if they have had any stupid calls today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago Calling 911 because someone posted political content on reddit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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