kerbiloid Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Calling 911 from the 911 office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Calling 911 to tell them you are inside their building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAl1en1 Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 Calling 911 because someone dabbed at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 Calling 911 to get Brill cream. (Brill cream, a little dab will do ya.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 Calling 911 because you had add ice to the Brill cream to get Brill icecream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Calling 911 because you purrfected brlliant icecream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Calling 911 to order icecream purrilliants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Calling 911 to report something purrculiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Calling 911 to tell them that 3.14 is a mathematicians' purr value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Calling 911 because you have nothing to repurrt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 (edited) Calling 911 and calling them purrlicemen. Edited August 30 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Calling 911 to get some purracell batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Calling 911 because you are out of purrillium neutron reflector for your reactor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Calling 911 because you found purracillin growing on your orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 Calling 911 because all your purranium has turned into purrlutonium, and now you feel purradiated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 Calling 911 because you dropped purrtassium in your bath and your house moved to several other suburbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 Calling 911 because the Spurrtans are throwing various things into the only well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Calling 911 to report the sighting of a Purrsian fleet approaching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Calling 911 to play Trivial Purrsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Calling 911 to play Purrctionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Calling 911 to find your GameMaster. (Hearing from behind: "Purrr... Purrr... AAARRGGHH!!!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Calling 911 because someone was getting purrsnickety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 (edited) Calling 911 because the sky is getting purrple. Edited September 7 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Calling 911 because tonight I'm going to purrty like it it's 1999. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Calling 911 because it's Purrge Night again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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