AlamoVampire Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 (edited) Calling 911 to report not seeing wonder womans invisible jet. 041003012025 new page 041103012025 Edited March 1 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 Calling 911 because yo know what Jeb saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Calling 911 because I know what you did last summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 Calling 911 because I know what I did this Summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Calling 911 cuz im lonely and want a hug 105603042025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Calling 911 cause I didn’t consent for you to give me a hug @AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Calling 911 to ask if they know Trigonometry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Calling 911 to get a historical perspective of the Vorlons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Calling 911 to ask which came first, Vorlons or Vogons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Calling 911 because is this person an ancient one? 131803062025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Calling 911 because my power went out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Calling 911 because the power company expects you to go online to their website to report a power outage. But when the power goes out, so does the signal strength required to be able to access the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 calling 911 because @ColdJ may or may not have copied me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Calling 911 because vengeance of fairness requires decisive action. 084603082025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Calling 911 to find the local nuclear waste depository. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Calling 911 to get the location of your … 080503092025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Calling 911 because you saw someone digging a massive hole for themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Calling 911 because you are helping someone dig a rather large hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Calling 911 to ask where to back up the dump truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Calling 911 to invite the current shift at dispatch to a pizza party starting 15 minutes after end of shift to thank them for helping people on what is likely their (the callers) worst day. Dispatchers need some love. 104303112025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Calling 911 to ask if they have had any stupid calls today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Calling 911 because someone posted political content on reddit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Calling 911 to ask for Jobs for all the NASA employees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Calling 911 to ask why NASA never hired Steve Jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Calling 911 to see if they need help, or have been fired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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