Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Robonoise]

The game works like this, one person will say something fortunate, and the next player will say something unfortunate to counter that good thing. In addition to this, the player that responds to the fortunate thing will also state another fortunate thing. Like this:

Player 1: Fortunately I was wearing a parachute.

Player 2: Unfortunately it had a hole in it. 
Fortunately I won the million dollar prize!

Player 3: Unfortunately it came in change and was too heavy to carry.

Fortunately the repairman could fix it.

 

And on and on and on. 
However you cannot post twice in a row, cuss, or make fun of someone else or their story. 
 

I’ll start:

Fortunately I got an A on the test.

[Yeet_TheDinosaur]

Unfortunately, your school's grading system is reverse of the normal grading system.

fortunately I finished my science assignment

[kerbiloid]

Unfortunately you haven't add "successfully".

Fortunately there are no dangerous asteroids around right now.

 

[Robonoise]

Unfortunately the moon will crash into  us in 5 minutes.

Fortunately my plane made it to Asia.

[Space Nerd]

Unfortunately it crashed on the way back.

Fortunately I'm alive.

Edited October 22, 2019 by Space Nerd

[kerbiloid]

Unfortunately, you are a clone.

Fortunately, it's not full moon.

[GRS]

Unfortunately, it's [Z A  M O O N]...an enemy stand...

Fortunately, It's not Caps Lock day.

[Robonoise]

Unfortunately, it is hold the shift button day.

Fortunately the disease had a cure.

[GRS]

Unfortunately...the cure of the disease is super hard to get, as you have to cut some "Harder than Metal" heads and get some of "Demon" bloods closely related to some Michael Jackson looking Ni-BB-a...

Fortunately, Yes...but actually...no...

[kerbiloid]

Unfortunately, the actually in fact is not indeed.

Fortunately, I can't get myself what I've just written.

[Robonoise]

Unfortunately, the Kraken did and took it as an insult.

Fortunately, got the job!

[kerbiloid]

Unfortunately now can't be a free artist.

Fortunately anyway can't paint.

[Robonoise]

Unfortunately, you can draw. 
Fortunately I was able to build a fire.

[kerbiloid]

Fortunately you can build a fire out of stones.

Unfortunately now you have to produce water out of sand.

[GRS]

Unfortunately, there's no sand in Z A  W A R U D O

Fortunately...all Twelve Kizuki are gone...(Answer only if you read Demon Slayer Manga chapter 180)

[kerbiloid]

Unfortunately, I even didn't know who is was were the those twelve kizukes, so let them go.

Fortunately, I can delegate this to somebody having read Demons Layer Manga.

[GRS]

Unfortunately, you mispelled it, so nobody understands...

Fortunately...there's a "Tuna" in "Fortunately".

[Robonoise]

Unfortunately, the fisherman got it so now it’s fortely.

Fortunately I have a banana.

[kerbiloid]

Unfortunately now you had the banana.

Fortunately I don't like bananas.

[FahmiRBLX]

Unfortunately you'll have bananas for dinner.

Fortunately I have KSP installed.

[kerbiloid]

Unfortunately you deleted mods.

Fortunately, you have CKAN.

[Seanburg2006]

Unfortunately, CKAN broke

Fortunately, I have the mods saved on a flash drive

[Robonoise]

Unfortunately you lost it.

 Fortunately I got a bank account

[guesswho2778]

unfortunately its been frozen due to suspicious activity

fortunately my 5-6 year old school laptop hasn't died yet... whereas others the same age have fallen apart, screen cracked or been thrown out

[kerbiloid]

Unfortunately you have to water it every morning, because

fortunately this this one is carved from live wood, not just made from paper. It even has green leaves.