The OIO Archives (Volume 7: The Daybreaker)

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Well here it is, this is the official sequel to The K Files.

No actual stories yet, this is just an brief introduction to the Occult Investigation Organization

 

 

 

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new volume

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VOLUME 1

THE ASSIMILATED

 

Edited June 17, 2020 by MarsBy2024OrBust
Now an actual document

[HansonKerman]

On 6/14/2020 at 6:29 AM, MarsBy2024OrBust said:

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Welcome recruits! Astronauts, Detectives, Researchers or whatever job possession you have, welcome to the Occult Investigation Organization (OIO)!

 

You have been selected for the role of ---------------

 

Our Mission

Our mission is to inform Kerbalkind of the dangers of the unknown. We explore the darkest corners of the universe to keep our species in the light.

 

How We Operate

We operate beyond borders and have the funding and trust of the dozens of governments around the world.

 

Clearance Levels

We use security clearance levels as way to protect sensitive information, only a certain level of personnel are capable of accessing said information.

Level 0: None

Level 1: Alpha

Level 2: Beta

Level 3: Gamma

Level 4: Delta

Level 5: Epsilon

 

 

CONFIDENTIAL

This document may not be shared with personnel the designated clearance level.

 

This document is property of the Occult Investigation Organization and may not be shared with non-organization personnel.

Read this in a Cave Johnson voice

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1 hour ago, HansonKerman said:

Read this in a Cave Johnson voice

L e m o n s

[HansonKerman]

1 hour ago, MarsBy2024OrBust said:

L e m o n s

“And note: If information of this is disclosed, my engineers have invented some combustible lemons, and we can burn your house down.”

[KerballingSmasher]

6 hours ago, MarsBy2024OrBust said:

L e m o n s

L E M O N S

[HansonKerman]

4 minutes ago, Kerballing (Got Dunked On) said:

L E M O N S

do you not know what that means? in the portal 2 community lemons are a serious offense

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  VOLUME 2

THE MAD KING

For whatever reason when i take the text into PowerPoint, it screws it up and now it looks like this. There's no going back from this. 

Edited June 17, 2020 by MarsBy2024OrBust
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<<<INCOMING TRANSMISSION>>>

 

>A:  Agent Morrell, leader of the expedition team to AN-1, you and your team had been silent for months now. Why was that?

>B: I'm sorry about that, Administrator. Turns out this library is massive. I mean really massive. We had been traveling for months inside AN-1 until we found a exit.

>A: Expedition Report.

>B: We found books, lots of them. But most if not all of them- uh, seem to not belong in our universe.

>A: Please elaborate.

>B: After reading some of them, they appear to come from universes with different histories. Parallel worlds. The multiverse.

>A: Fascinating. Other findings?

>B: The library seems to be, infinite. This library seems to contain the entire multiverse. The folks around here are nice enough to give us food and supplies. That is all.

 

<<<CONNECTION TERMINATED>>>

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[HansonKerman]

3 hours ago, MarsBy2024OrBust said:

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*G-Man voice* Fascinating...

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1 hour ago, HansonKerman said:

*G-Man voice* Fascinating...

Fascinating indeed.

[KerballingSmasher]

On 6/15/2020 at 11:29 AM, HansonKerman said:

do you not know what that means? in the portal 2 community lemons are a serious offense

Yes lemons are bad.

 

But the MEEEEMEEEEES

[HansonKerman]

42 minutes ago, Kerballing (Got Dunked On) said:

Yes lemons are bad.

 

But the MEEEEMEEEEES

sure. I’m starting to think you don’t play p2

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I seriously don't know what volume this series is gonna end at.

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VOLUME 3

THE INFINITE LIBRARY

 

[HansonKerman]

13 hours ago, MarsBy2024OrBust said:

 

Finally, friendly people.

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14 hours ago, HansonKerman said:

Finally, friendly people.

I forgot to mention that if you try to attack them (Which nobody has done because no) they will obliterate you from existence.

So don't do that.

[HansonKerman]

16 hours ago, MarsBy2024OrBust said:

I forgot to mention that if you try to attack them (Which nobody has done because no) they will obliterate you from existence.

So don't do that.

<your best nightmare plays>
 

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VOLUME 4

THE LOST ASTRONAUTS

[HansonKerman]

oooo radiation

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<<<INCOMING TRANSMISSION>>>

 

A: Administrator, we found it. We found the Cube. It's located inside a very large underground chamber we didn't know even existed. Well it's because the entrance happened to be blocked. It took a while until we fully unblocked it.

B: Good work, Agent. Other findings?

A: Uh, we found several new hieroglyphs. But these ones are different than the other ones we found. It shows several ancients worshipping some sort of, mechanical god or something. It's VERY different than the gods in popular mythology. It's entirely made out of gears and machinery and has a gear for a head. It also has wings of some sort and a scissor replacing one of it's hands. We don't if this was the cube before something bad happened, or it's just a personification of the Cube, or it's related to the Cube in one way or another. We just don't know at all. That is all, Administrator. 

 

 

<<<CONNECTION TERMINATED>>>

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C U B E

[KerballingSmasher]

On 6/18/2020 at 7:22 PM, HansonKerman said:

sure. I’m starting to think you don’t play p2

...no...

 

Also, nice updates!

[RoninFrog]

15 hours ago, MarsBy2024OrBust said:

this was the cube before something bad happened, or it's just a personification of the Cube, or it's related to the Cube in one way or another

...or it's just @cubinator.

[KerballingSmasher]

On 6/30/2020 at 12:36 AM, RoninFrog said:

...or it's just @cubinator.

...woah that's a thought.