dsplaisted Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 (edited) Jeb's friends: Vall and Jeb go to our universe with a black hole drive. They also pass a billboard saying "Page 3" Edited July 28, 2023 by dsplaisted billboard saying "Page 3" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 (edited) The CCC activates a teleportation chip implanted in Jeb and Val's vessel, which teleports them back to the Kerbal Universe. The CCC took these measures to ensure that chaos stays in the Kerbal Universe, where it's much easier to handle. Edited July 29, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 A new KSC is built on Duna (which, as time passes is terraformed) and Jeb and Val are teleported back there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 CCC intervenes before the terraforming operation begins. We want to keep Duna in its current state in case organisms do exist there. Drastically changing the environment can possibly wipe out alien life on the planet. We gave you some more funding to allow for para-terraforming of the area around the KSC, but no more than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 (edited) On 7/28/2023 at 11:02 AM, dsplaisted said: Jeb's friends: Unfortunately for the CCC that was the fake Vall and Jeb. The real ones are on earth. Edited July 31, 2023 by dsplaisted Grammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 We try to activate the teleportation chips, but it is no use. Jeb and his friends have already been recovered and are now in the crew roster of the RSS/RO save's Kerbonaut Complex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 The KSC administrators decided that it's time we get rid of the CCC. We OBLITERATE CCC's headquarters on every single planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 (edited) We managed to destroy some of the missiles launched by the KSC, but some bases were destroyed. Hundreds of thousands of Kerbals are killed. You've just declared war on the CCC. And by the way, the CCC is funded by the government (the US in my headcanon, but I don't know what you think), who also funds you. You've declared war against your own government. It's treason, then. An aircraft carrier and its escorts are on the water near the KSC. We launched three whole squadrons of F/A-18 Super Hornets and obliterated the KSC with air-to-ground missiles. (Also isn't the KSC supposed to be bringing Jeb home?) (Also aren't the KSC administrators still in prison for disobeying the CCC's "no weaponizing the KSC" thing?) Edited July 31, 2023 by TwoCalories didnt like the original response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Jeb and Vall sneak back to Earth. Jeb's friends hack the CCC computers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunas Only Moon Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 and then a chicken shwarma pops in and helps hack! we shall win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 (edited) Jeb's friends: The computers now only play human space program and Minecraft distracting the CCC. Edited August 1, 2023 by dsplaisted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunas Only Moon Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 jeb friend: we launch a rocket to eeloo... with us on it! but a kraken attacks and flings us at inf m/s at an altitude of 0 g with a g force of inf whats gonna happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 The CCC activated the teleportation chips but we forgot to close Minecraft on our computers... oops. Jeb and his friends are now stuck in Minecraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 We teleport our top secret agents and we take Jeb and Val. But... We get teleported to the middle of Aperture science's facility thing. Oops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 CCC: We activate teleportation chips attached to Jeb, his friends, and the agent's belts. They're teleported back to the Kerbal-Verse... right into a CCC holding cell. Jeb and his friends are let free, while the KSC agents are being "interviewed" to find where the rogue KSC employees are now located. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 (edited) Jeb's friends Jeb goes and destroys the remaining CCC buildings then Jeb and Vall go to North Korea. They will go to Earth until Chaos happens. Edited August 2, 2023 by dsplaisted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 We stopped whatever method you were using to destroy the CCC bases (bombs, missiles, uncontrolled SRBs, anything) so most are still intact. Jeb is now an enemy of the CCC. We sent CCC Special Ops to Earth and sniped Jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Jeb's friends Jeb and Vall escaped you sniped Kim john young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunas Only Moon Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 jeb teleports far away with only his suit, nothing else. his hand made suit from when he was a kid... he is in between eeloo and... the sun. you cant see him in the tracking station. he is safe... for everything other than his phone.. that is. his wifi password is "hidin from da world 9012780203" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 The KSC finds about what the CCC tried to do to Jeb. So... We send all of our military and hack the defense systems. No more shields. No more Anti-Missile stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Jeb's Friends Hey, CCC you started a big war on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 (edited) This is getting too chaotic. The KSC is supposed to be bringing Jeb back to work, not going to war. Jeb's friends are supposed to be stopping the KSC from bringing Jeb back to work. The assassins, wherever they are, are supposed to kill Jeb. And us at the CCC? We're supposed to stop the chaos, which we will do. Spoiler CCC PROTOCOL #150: TIMELINE REVERSAL ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PROCEED? REVERTING FLIGHT TO Y0, D0, 00:00 T -3 T -2 T -1 TIMELINE REVERSAL COMPLETE - Y0, D0, 00:00 CHAOS METER: 0% ...the game restarts now, I guess. Edited August 2, 2023 by TwoCalories *Everyone's memory is wiped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Our memory is not wiped out? We take Jeb's pilot license to make sure he won't go anywhere without our permision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 (edited) CCC Special Ops have been deployed all around Kerbin to search for a mysterious group called "The Assassins" that is trying to hunt and kill Kerbonaut Jebediah Kerman. *Yes, @Aerodynamic Kerbal, everyone's memory has been wiped. Edited August 2, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 (edited) The Desert Airfield CCC Devision has decided in a close vote to help The Assassins Destroy Jeb due to the chaos he causes. We have gave them 12 F-22 Raptors at an undisclosed location. (Island Airfield) Edited August 2, 2023 by Royalswissarmyknife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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