Expedition: Earth

[Kerbalsaurus]

JEB'S LOG

KERBIN DATE: YEAR 175, DAY 362

Hello. I'm Jebediah Kerman, the first at really anything in Kerbalkind's history. Recently, I got into a fight with my computer, and it appears to have gotten mad and has crashed me on a mysterious planet. At first, it was disorienting. But its gravity and density is similar to that of Kerbin's and it has an oxygenated atmosphere, and even lifeforms! I have decided to take of my helmet, ad take a breath of fresh air... BLAH! It smells like sulfur! It appears an intelligent species inhabits this planet, and are polluting its atmosphere.

Capsule, flora, and large fauna in the background. Appears to be called... Baron.

I appear to have landed in front of some large facility, it's purpose unknown. I have decided to go in. Is it stupid? Yes, very. But I'm stuck on this planet, and no one can tell me what to do, so let's go. Appears to be made of plastic, and is a bluish-gray in color. Has large windows, and stairs leading up to a large glass door.

Also appears to have something called an "air-conditioning unit". Strange...

Inside, there's sudden temperature change. It's warmer than the outside. There's a large, square structure, with Granite on top. Strange substances are stored there. "Old Bay Seasoning" "Spaghetti Sauce" "Cough Drops". All very odd. They will require more research.

Also has an item called a mixer. It smells very good, and I am tempted to have a little taste...

[Rutabaga22]

This'll be fun! 

also first

 

[Superluminal Gremlin]

second

this has some promise

[Kerbalsaurus]

Thanks. I'm not sure where he should go next... maybe the large area with something called... a rug.

[Rutabaga22]

1 hour ago, Kerbalsaurus said:

Thanks. I'm not sure where he should go next... maybe the large area with something called... a rug.

When will jeb realize the old bay is made of snacks?

[Kerbalsaurus]

JEB'S LOG

KERBIN DATE: YEAR 175, DAY 363

It was a long night last night, or should I say, long what I thought was night. As it turns out, this planet has a 24-hour rotation period, or 4 Kerbin days. Which means I had to sleep in broad daylight. But today is a new day, and I have explored the much more cozy part of this facility. Appears very gray in color, and reminds me a lot of the Mun back home. From what I can tell, this appears to be a hang out sort of area for those who live here. Very large circle in the center, made of polyester. I hope I don't get caught. I want to remain low profile here. I’ve also come to a realization that the Old Bay is edible. I’ll have to find that soon.

Very scenic outside view.

There appears to be a very large screen in the middle, used for recreational purposes. Turning it on and looking through it, I have found out a lot about these creatures. Things that have stood out to me is that they're called Humans, and have also achieved space travel in the last 100 years. They also dramatize a lot of things that seem routine in life.

Very large indeed.

I have climbed up to the very top of one of these fabric-esque structures that surround the center of the room, and I've gotten a much closer look at the mega fauna that lives here. The Baron, as it's called, is a very... rotund creature. Very large and smelly, and has mouth full of very sharp looking teeth. It appears completely harmless though, and has little no intelligence. Further research is needed of this creature, but I've collected a sample of it's hair.

Most likely a domesticated creature. Nose very wet, I suggest keeping away from that.

The surface of these structures appear uneven, and very squishy and soft. If laid on for long enough periods, they will start to heat up. I suppose the fabric keeps the heat trapped. The fabric covering the structure has a floral design pattern to it, and seem like it was a hard job to sew. Looking closely though, it was manufactured in a facility far way from here. Tag says, made in China. I must see this "China" place, if given the chance. I have decided to bounce around the top for... research purposes. Yeah...

That was fun researching.

Edited November 1, 2022 by Kerbalsaurus
4 days, not 6

[Kerbalsaurus]

I can't upload a new entry today, since I left my phone at school! YAAAAAAY ! I have ideas for the next one, though.

[Rutabaga22]

Excited for the next one!

[Kerbalsaurus]

JEB'S LOG:

KERBIN DATE: YEAR 176, DAY 118

Whoa, it's been a long time hasn't it? I haven't updated my log, since I've been busy exploring! ...You're not buying it? Ugh, fine, I lost my log. But, in the time its been gone, I've discovered many things. New environments, what they're used for, and why they're used. So far, I've discovered three new areas.

Here is what is called "the bathroom". Or as I call it, "the Stinkroom". Behind me appears to be an object that looks like my fellow pilots. This appears to be the room where Humans go to expel waste. Similar to us Kerbals. WARNING: Wait thirty minutes to enter after large hairy man enters.

Here I am in the lounging area, or "Family Room". Here is where the main inhabitants of this area sit back to do a favorite past time of theirs... gaming! In here specifically appears to be a "Nintendo Switch". And it's an interesting device. I decided to try my hand at a game. Long story short, I am not what one would call, "a gamer".

Next up is what I would proclaim to be my natural habitat: the room I've decided to live in! Mostly because of one detail:

Wonder if they'll let me have some...

I have managed to log into the KSP's terminal. It appears my disappearance hasn't gone on noticed.