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The Lunch Thief

Kerbalsaurus

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Kerbalsaurus

Kerbalsaurus

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In the level 1 and 2 administration building (the building no one uses), there's a thing on the board that says "FIND LUNCH THIEF" and "LUNCH THIEF STILL AT LARGE". However, in the level 3 one, they are not referenced at all. They stole theses poor Kerbals mid day meals, and got away with it?! I will not allow this! Who is this lunch thief, where did they come from, and will they strike again? Ladies and gentlekerbs, watch where you go. Keep you kids inside. For the lunch thief is still at large, and your lunch may be their next victim!

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jimmymcgoochie

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Perhaps someone spiked their lunch with copious quantities of hot sauce, or even laxatives, which the lunch thief then stole and ate- and promptly regretted doing so. I’ve heard similar tales from real-life workplaces and Kerbals are even more obsessed with food than humans are, so it makes sense.

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