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Jesrad

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zpox357

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Dont know which button displays the oxygen supplies and which button vents them into space? Press them both!
If you are approached by a wild space kraken you must... well to be honest the best you can do is eva away as fast as you can
The capsual door is jammed? Use your head!... Its the biggest battering ram you have around anyway

(Ok, ok! 10 characters...)

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SNapple

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

And then it points prograde due to atmosphere and then explodes on contact at 400 m/s parachutes down.

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AmpsterMan

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I hadn't realised it was broken :P
It wasn't broken. Infact, he made it worse if you ask me. I think it was a great one, with that subtlety.

Sorry fellas. It was late at night when I made that comment, I didn't really understand the subtlety. I thought it was just redundant an didn't really understand the humor. I do now :)

And to add to this fine thread.

If at first you don't succeed, do the exact same thing again
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ameseree

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What’s your favorite thing about space? Mine is space.

Space.

Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady.

Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let’s go to space.

Space going to space can’t wait.

Space…

Space. Trial. Puttin’ the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!

Dad! I’m in space!

[low-pitched 'space' voice] I’m proud of you, son.

[normal voice] Dad, are you space?

[low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again.

Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space.

Space space wanna go to space

Space space going to space oh boy

Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!

Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.

Help me, space cops. Space cops, help.

Going to space going there can’t wait gotta go. Space. Going.

Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space.

Space. Space.

I’m going to space.

Oh boy.

Yeah yeah yeah okay okay.

Space. Space. Gonna go to space.

Space. Space. Go to space.

Yes. Please. Space.

Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!

Gonna be in space.

Ohhhh, space.

Wanna go to space. Space.

Let’s go – let’s go to space. Let’s go to space.

I love space. Love space.

Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper.

Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit.

Space…

Ohhh, the Sun. I’m gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What’ll I say? ‘Hi! Hi, Sun!’ Oh, boy!

Look, an eclipse! No. Don’t look.

Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer.

Space space wanna go to space

Wanna go to  wanna go to space

Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space

I’m going to space.

Hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey lady. Lady. Space! Lady. Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know – let’s go to space!

Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let’s go to space!

Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P… AACE. Space. Space.

I love space.

Hey lady. Lady. I’m the best. I’m the best at space.

Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space.

Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space.

Gotta go to space.

Gonna be in space.

Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space.

Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion.

Are we in space yet? What’s the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE.

Going to space.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m going. Going to space.

Love space. Need to go to space.

Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space.

So much space. Need to see it all.

You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I’m the best at space? Yes.

Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I’m in space.

Please go to space.

Wanna go to space.

Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space.

Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I’m in space!

Space? SPACE!

I’m in space.

Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I’m in space.

There’s a star. There’s another one. Star. Star star star. Star.

Getting bored of space.

Bam! Bam bam bam! Take that, space.

Are we in space?

We are?

Oh oh oh. This is space! I’m in space!

We made it we made it we made it. Space!

Earth.

Wanna go to earth.

Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth.

Wanna go home.

Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home.

Earth earth earth.

Don’t like space. Don’t like space.

It’s too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth.

SPAAACCCCCE!

SPAAACE!

YEEEHAAAAAW

and an audio version just because

http://soundcloud.com/betarepeating/portal-2-the-adventure-core

I just had to put this up...

Never gets out of my head when I'm playing

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