The user below me...

[Dman979]

TUBM won't call other people stupid, because it's against the forum rules and I'd have to remove the post.

[kerbinorbiter]

@StupidAndy  

TUBM is @StupidAndy

[Human Person]

False

TUBM lives in the USA.

Edited June 14, 2017 by Physics Student

[Kermunmus]

True

TUBM is binge-watching youtube right now while reading this post

[kerbinorbiter]

NEH

TUBM is @cratercracker

[cubinator]

False.

TUBM has more than 10 tabs open.

[adsii1970]

Hahaha, close. I have 9 - exactly.

The user below me is using a smart phone to access the forum...

[kerbinorbiter]

not currently but in the morning i do.

TUBM is TUBM and has a TUBM section in his/her/it's Post

[Kosmonaut]

darn, you got me man...

true

TUBM is NOT a human

[Kermunmus]

Correct, I am an expertly written chatbot. I even managed to get fast all the firewalls and moderator approvals! I hear my owner is going to sell me to the U.S. government for... secretive purposes...

TUBM doesn't live in the U.S.

[Kosmonaut]

True! I am a proud (socialist) canadian!

TUBM is also canadian

Edited June 14, 2017 by Kosmonaut

[Human Person]

False, German.

TUBM just ate something.

[Kosmonaut]

false, I haven't eaten all day

TUBM is a soviet

[cubinator]

I'm not Soviet or Russian.

Tubm is annoyed by the way I capitalized that acronym.

[Kosmonaut]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TRUE

THE USER BELOW ME IS AN 143234REWQQQQQQQQQQQQWEDCFVGTREDSCVFGTHYJUKIJHNGBFDCX

[Spacetraindriver]

Um...no..?

Le user below me is wondering why I used le.

[kerbinorbiter]

bonjor (does that need a translation everyone knows that translation right?)

TUMB 

is on earth

[Kosmonaut]

16 hours ago, kerbinorbiter said:

bonjor (does that need a translation everyone knows that translation right?)

TUMB 

is on earth

True

Also, as a fairly fluent French speaker, I take offence to you spelling of 'bonjour'. And it's not a difference between the Quebecois french I know and french french...

Edited June 17, 2017 by Kosmonaut

[kerbinorbiter]

(and whats the TUMB)?

TUBM is annoyed that the Dont click this is locked!

[Kosmonaut]

False

Tubm is also tuam

[kerbinorbiter]

what does that mean????

TUBM has read this post (if you havent thats techincaly called cheating...)   and will say the words "Kristina Pimenova" 3 times

[Kosmonaut]

1 hour ago, kerbinorbiter said:

what does that mean???

The user below me is also the user above me... so true

True

TUBM is a thing

[Overfloater]

Spoiler

goodness no.

The user below me makes a duck face when photographed.

[Kosmonaut]

false- I never photograph my face because it's very ugly

TUBM prefers Xenomorphs to Yautja (the aliens from the predator franchise)

[JadeOfMaar]

True

TUBM just has to have their morning coffee.