The user below me...

[Robotengineer]

True, won't we all?

The user below me won't die, and if you won't die, please share your secrets of immortality.

[Newt]

I think my secret is just not stepping in front of trains and buses. That sort of thing.

It seems to work pretty well, so far....

The user below me does not speak Klingon, Ithkuil, Esperanto, or any other constructed languages.

[Bev7787]

True

the user below me is not a moderator

[technicalfool]

False.

The person below me has numbers in their name.

[Deutherius]

False.

The user below me likes broccoli.

[K3achas]

false (mostly)

The user below me has circumnavigated beneath 30 km.

[Rocketfeline]

True(It was a accident I swear!)

The user below me has seen atleast one easter egg.

[Deutherius]

True (technically, anyone who has ever launched anything from the launchpad has seen one. Whether they were aware of it is a different question )

The user below me has killed a kerbal just because he could. (i.e. not an accident)

[Rocketfeline]

True, Testing ground mass relays dont work..

The user below me has landed on jool

[Dman979]

Yes, and while I was at it, I landed on Kerbol, too. *sarcasm*

TUBM is in a Seaperch underwater ROV competition.

[K3achas]

What is that?

The user below me has a dog or cat.

[Dman979]

Actually, yes, I have a dog and a cat: The dog is my pet, the cat is his food supply.

SeaPerch is a STEM competition variously sponsored by NAVSEA, ASNE, and some other groups.

TUBM is nearly pessing their pants for 1.0.

[K3achas]

Yep. (not literately)

The user below me is Dman979

[Dman979]

I was very tempted not to post this.

Yes, I am the one, the only, DMAN979!

TUBM needs a diaper.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Oh crap, she told you about the dog...

Where did I put those corns? Hey, kind sir who is below me, can you help me search for the silver corns?

[Dman979]

I do not know what you are talking about, but can I refer you to a psychiatrist?

TUBM has been in the hospital in the past 6 months.

[Deutherius]

I have entered the hospital building, but not as a patient.

The user below me should be working/studying instead of browsing KSP forum.

[Dman979]

Well, let's see: I've got the SAT's on Sunday, a paper due on Friday, and a study hall now. What do you think?

TUBM learned CPR voluntarily (as opposed to learning it for a job).

[Ethanadams]

Kinda long story

the user below me has played a vowel based game

[Dman979]

A vowel-based game? What do you mean?

TUBM is good at math.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Nonsense. I still have a long way to go, but the sentiment is appreciated.

I bet the user below me is better at math than I am.

[livefree75]

True. I'm in 8th grade algebra and have an A.

TUBM is is/was on the defense side of the Round-8 controversy.

[Dman979]

Nope, I didn't care either way.

TUBM was inspired to join by 1.0

[zekes]

Nope, I've been here always.

The User Below me doesn't like the new Drag Model...

[Dman979]

Actually, I haven't tried it yet: SATs were more important.

TUBM took the SATs today.