101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[The Jedi Master]

332. Why we can't have easy modable planets?

That, IMHO, is actually legitimate.

333.Solve the N-Body problem, please.

[MacDuckenstein]

334. Every part has to be bought as DLC costing realistic prices!

[LeonG17]

335 . Jeb not blowing something up.

[Kegereneku]

336. You should make Robotic arms and legs, and make it so you don't have to right-click or push a tons of button to walk and run, kind of like an FPS, it would be even better if you made it so robotic arms in chase-view point in the direction of the cursor. Oh and you would be able to mount tools on the forearms, Or shield to protect from incoming debris.

[The Jedi Master]

337: Make Easter Eggs visible from map view.

[Guest]

338) All stock capsules should have a fully stocked mini-bar, including little $10 packets of salty pretzels.

339) Space whales!

[Canopus]

340: Get rid of orbital mechanics! We want to fly straight through space!

Edited May 20, 2013 by Canopus

[chri]

341: I cannot control the throttle of my SRB, please fix that

[Nuke]

i+1; replace the sound track with alternating death metal and country music tracks.

[J0hnsmine]

342: Hats!

[Astronaut224]

343. (The halo number) When my spaceplane gets to a certan altitude the engine bugs and stops working, Please fix this....

Astronaut224

[Kegereneku]

344. It would be great if there was a special game-mode where there's aether in space and you have an aether-engine which work on electrical energy.

[Richy teh space man]

345 Have the starship Enterprise visit the system at some point, and you can hail them and speak to them, (with the original voice actors as well)

346 Q visits the Kerbal system (or Discord) and brings chaos and chocolate rain

[Guest]

347) Laythe should be inhabited by a race of sentient mushrooms.

[The Jedi Master]

348: Have female kerbals been taken? If not, TROLOLOLOLOL...

[LeonG17]

349 . Jeb to get his hands on the people who supply KSP with all those rocket parts.

[Agent30632]

350. Can you add an ICBM part and a military base because there needs to be some more FPS action!!!!!

[Flixxbeatz]

351. max Q needs to be in-game. rockets must rip themselves apart when they're at full throttle at a certain altitude, otherwise it would be too unrealistic.

352. Lagrangian Points between Kerbin, Mun, and Sun.

353. My ship must move like the one I am seeing in science fiction movies! Where's the fun of a space simulator game without it!?

EDIT:

354. This.

Edited May 20, 2013 by Flixxbeatz
Added #354

[EvilotionCR2]

283: An extremely detailed base building system involving the entire spacecraft production tree, including mining ores, pumping up oils and other liquids, and compressing gasses. This would come with a detailed fuel mixing and engine creation editor, as well as a wind-tunnel for testing the aerodynamic forces on spacecraft and spaceplanes. You can build multiple launch pads and schedule launches and construction times for rockets. Facility upgrades can be made including building barracks, power plants, mining facilities, oil drilling platforms, research facilities, public outreach buildings, and vehicle assembly buildings. In order to keep the program running you must appeal to its political oversight, mostly by meeting deadlines and completing challenges to inspire the public.

284: A special viewing system allowing you to watch your engineers assemble your spacecraft in real time (with excessively detailed animations).

285: Get interviewed by the kerbal media!

thats all I want you wizard!

Edited May 20, 2013 by EvilotionCR2

[Guest]

356) The ability to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. (Prerequisite: sonic screwdriver)

[cesarcurado]

357) Transfer the main KSC to the inside of jool

[DaRocketCat]

358) Add bisexual female kerbals

[Polar Bear]

596) Change how counting works

[Rage097]

360) Add actual Kraken entities that float through space.

[Akalaël]

300.) Can I have a giant statue of myself on every single planet

Loved this one,

361 : having the ability to engrave my face on the Mün with kinda giant laser !