101+ reasons why we are not NASA

[Trekkette]

331

because most of us are not rocket scientists (...yet?)

[MGUARN]

332 we can't say that we all been to the mun more often than nasa.

[Trekkette]

333- Kerbalnauts get abandoned to space fairly regularily...

[Rockcoole]

334. Money is no issue.

[Flixxbeatz]

335. We launch rockets while laughing in the face of physics and aerodynamics.

334. Money is no issue.

336. What budget?

[Galacticruler]

337. NASA Got shut down a year ago(?), the KSP is still rinning to this day

338. Small green men run everything

339. Rockets 1/10 actual scale go places their 10/10 scale counterparts wish to go in half a mission.

[razark]

337. NASA Got shut down a year ago

You might want to check on that again.

[Trekkette]

340-

NASA has noticeably female employees. *hides from incoming rage*

[Tinie_Snipah]

341. We go to the Mun in the decade not because it is easier but because we got dared to fly through a stone arch and couldn't find one on our planet.

[Rockcoole]

342. We point our engines down and still go to space.

343. If there isn't enough fuel for a return we call it a colonization mission.

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[Voidryder]

344. "Checklists?! We don't need no stinkin' checklists!"

[Spaceisbeautifulul]

345. Who the hell needs a "budget" anyways?

[Rockcoole]

346. We spend our day playing forum games and KSP rather then building real rockets.

[LeonG17]

347. We spend the next day blowing things up

[Flixxbeatz]

348. We don't have such things as catastrophic failure, only either success or fireworks display.

347. We spend the next day blowing things up

349. We are used to blowing things up in the launchpad and treat it as entertainment

[Trekkette]

350 - Advanced maths, physics and/or computing knowledge not necessary!

[General Rarity]

351 - We land space stations with no parachutes

[Rage097]

352-

A failed orbiter becomes a Lander!

[Flymetothemun]

353-

NASA doesn't have an unlimited budget.

[woolfoma]

354 - we use asparagus staging

[billybobsatan]

354 - We put our astronauts on seats outside of the rocket.

[Canopus]

354 - We put our astronauts on seats outside of the rocket.

NASA wanted to do this

355: NASA can send satellites to lagrange points

[Tw1]

356:

We put massive things into orbit for the heck of it.

[Rockcoole]

357. We often reenact the scene from Dr. Strangelove with Major Kong on the nuclear weapon.

[Kerbal01]

357. We can put 3 more SRB's then recomended and the rocket won't explode. (atlas V 551- the 5 SRBs the most SRBs that they put on that rocket. As opposed to my Atlas V 581 (with 8 SRBs instead of 5