Funniest loading screen slpash sentences

[Moustachauve]

Write up the funniest sentences you saw in the new loading screen

Mine was "Adding more booster"

(Btw, Am I the only one that keep seeing "Calculating the ultimate answer"?)

[ace.1991]

one of my favs so far was "Locating Jebediah Kerman"

and no, i keep seeit it too

[Specialist290]

More of a sequence than a single one, but I saw "Motivating Kerbals" come right before "Recruiting Kerbals." Perhaps this explains some of the morale issues.

[WhiteWeasel]

"make sure component is pointing towards space" or something like that.

[Giggleplex777]

"Adding K to every word"

[Moustachauve]

Oh yea! I saw this one too and I laughed really hard

[Malachai]

"Calculating Ultimate Answer." Solid reference. A shame the Vogons will be destroying Kerbin pretty soon...

[HavinAlmassi]

"Calculating Ultimate Answer." Solid reference. A shame the Vogons will be destroying Kerbin pretty soon...

Vogons would only destroy Kerbin if it were calculating the Ultimate Question.

[Scrogdog]

There is no need to calculate the Ultimate Answer!

We all know it is 42!

[Malachai]

Wasn't the question or the answer that mattered. T'was the space highway.

[katateochi]

favs so far;

combomulating discombobulator, treating Kessler syndrome and untangling space tape

[Frederf]

Is there a Keticulating Splines one? Oooo, or You will go to space today?

[OrbitusII]

"Combobulating discombobulator" was my favorite.

[sporkafife]

"Combobulationg Discombobulator" took the cake for me Shortly followed by "Adding K to every word"

[Commander Zoom]

"Pointing Correct End at Space"

(This does not guarantee that you will go to space today, but it's a good start.)

[Sir Nahme]

"reaching safe distance" KSPC is now located as far from Jeb as possible? lol

[razark]

"Combobulating Discombobulator" and "Treating Kessler Syndrome" both made me laugh.

Shouldn't it be "Adding K to kEvery kWord"?

[Gojira]

"Combobulating Discombobulator" and "Treating Kessler Syndrome" both made me laugh.

Shouldn't it be "Adding K to kEvery kWord"?

No, it should be "kAdding kK kto kEvery kWord"!

[RocketPilot573]

"Inventing witty loading hints"

[Kerbol Prime]

There is no need to calculate the Ultimate Answer!

We all know it is 42!

Shame that it was calculated by Deep Thought One and was therefore an answer to no question...But what if them Vogons had not destroyed Earth and DT 2 found the answer??????

[Francesco]

yeah they are funny as hell

I'm picturing the guys as SQUAD sitting around a table at coffee break, coming up with those and having a blast

[techno65535]

"Combobulating Discombobulator" and "Treating Kessler Syndrome" both made me laugh.

Shouldn't it be "Adding K to kEvery kWord"?

No, it should be "kAdding kK kto kEvery kWord"!

Isn't that what KDE already does? ...So, KDE was made by kerbals, that explains everything!

[Taquarinha]

"Reaching a safe distance" Because KSP is a question of explosions! huahsuahushuahsuahuhs

[Ryu Gemini]

Wasn't the question or the answer that mattered. T'was the space highway.

Indeed, and the question was "contaminated" anyway, on account of a bunch of idiots crash landing on the planet in the past and ending up being the forerunners of humanity.

[8bitbeard]

"Untangling Space Tape" got a chuckle out of me.