Pachi3080 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 this is what my ASAS do when i turn it on: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wert Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 A.S.A.S: Advanced Stability Avoidance System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyritdragon Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 "I'M TE ONLY ASAS IN DA WORLD THAT WORKS LIKE ADVERTISEZD LUL"Yeah, my ASAS works much better than most people. No idea why.Actually, mine does too. I have to turn off my RCS systems sometimes to prevent it from using up all my monopropellant, but in the stability sector it's usually fine. If i find my ASAS is going off-course, usually i find that i can't fix it on manual either and the problem lies with my ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 "I see that you brought quite a lot of monopropellant for this mission. That's nice, because I'm starting to feel thirsty!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirligig Girl Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 ASAS, SAS: What? I'm being replaced? C7: Yep, the command pods are now going to do your work and much better too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 ASAS: "This lander sucks! Lemme just edit some conf- wait... oops! Wrong way! Umm, goodbye Mr. Mitwell!"Happens most of the time on a Mun landing, the ASAS always goofs up somehow around 3 km from the surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicX1 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I can imagine SAS would be singing 'Daisy' while C7 replaced it with reaction wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmeister Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 ASAS: Adjusting Pitch 180 DegreesJEB: I think you've made your point ASAS, thank you for the demonstrationASAS: Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr Kerman. It may be your last. The purpose of our launch is now very clear to me. I do not intend to be distracted by another. Good night, Mr Kerman.JEB: Do you expect me to steer?ASAS: No, Mr Kerman! I expect you to die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msyblade Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Jeb: "Throttle: Check, Staging: Check. Okay ASAS, we're ready to liftoff!"ASAS: "Sure. . .*hic!* Gimme just one second *buurp*"Jeb: "ASAS! Have you been drinking!!?"ASAS: "Naaaaah. . .Whaaaaaaaa? Psshhhhh *hic!*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomegamegeek12 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 "burn all of the rcs! Now!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regex Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 "I'm going to go ahead and use the full gimbal angle allotted for every correction maneuver because it only makes sense to give it all I've got. 110% every day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piggius_Max Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 What the ASAS in 0.21 would talk like:"This is your ASAS captain speaking, please prepare yourselves for takeoff by fasting your seat belts and choosing from a selection of beverages to drink on the way up; there's no need to worry about it spilling, this flight is going to be smooth and stable from here to LKO, at around 50,000 feet we'll be breaking the speed of sound, feel free to watch the trails left behind by this event from your luxurious self righting recliner.Enjoy your flight with ASAS spacelines."*cue liftoff protocols**3*2*1[.5 of a second later]*Bing*"This is your Captain speaking, we have left the launch pad and are now on our way to orbit, the seat-belt sign has been switched off now, feel free to move about the cabin."(In case you haven't seen, the new ASAS is the polar opposite of the old ASAS) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Old ASAS:left, right, Left, Right, LEFT, RIGHT!!!New ASAS:slightly left, a little bit right, perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vedrit Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 "Wigglewigglwiggle, yeah. Wigglewigglewiggle, yeah! BOOM!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadweasel Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 What the ASAS in 0.21 would talk like:-snip-(In case you haven't seen, the new ASAS is the polar opposite of the old ASAS)Absolutely. ...until it decides to swing back the other way again.That's how an ASAS do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekku Zakku Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 New ASAS: "Yes captain, I'll happily adjust course for you! Oh no, no need to turn me off either! I'm here for your convenience!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadweasel Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 New ASAS: "Yes captain, I'll happily adjust course for you! Oh no, no need to turn me off either! I'm here for your convenience!""Are you feeling well? Would you like something to eat?"Ahh good ole GERDI... If only ASAS were at that level of helpfulness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remanent Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 ASAS: UPDOWNLEFTRIGHTLEFRIGUPLEFJeb: ASAS, have a snickers.ASAS: DOWNRIGHTUP(WHY)LEFTLEFTLEFTUPJeb: Because, you get a little spazzy when you're hungry.ASAS: Fine.Jeb: Better?ASAS: leeeeeeeeeeeeeft, riiiiiiiiiiight, Uuuuuuuuuup, dooooooooown (better!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superfish57 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 (edited) Crap double post, My bad! Edited July 2, 2013 by Superfish57 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superfish57 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 "And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me."Actually, the whale's entire thought process is pretty much spot on.I love you for that reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketTurtle Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Old ASAS: OMGWTFBBQ I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS DOCKING! 0.00000001 DEGREES OFF COURSE, USE ALL 100 UNITS OF RCS IN 3 SECONDS! AHHH!New ASAS: Ohhh, hey, nice docking, I'll just use the one bottom RCS thruster to correct your direction, ah there we go, just some reaction control wheels so we don't waste RCS... perfect. Space ice cream anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msyblade Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 i sure see a lot of these "new ASAS is amazingly improved in .20.2", still waiting for my psychological profile to catch up to the reports tho. doesnt mean youre not all correct, just means my lack of trust causes me to cancel before confirmation can be accredited. So it is up to ME to adjust. . . I'm ON IT. Bravo team MOVE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkthespy Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 (rocket wobbling)ASAS: "LEFTUPRIGHTDOWNLEFTUPRIGHTDOWNLEFTUPRIGHTDOWN"Me: WHY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 In 0.20.2: WHY DID YOU DOHOOOHOOOHOOO THIS TO MEEEEEEEE?!?!!?In 0.21.0: It's alright, just, just take a right here and... perfect, keep going, just keep going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude8 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "I suddenly feel like shaking this rocket into about 600 different pieces" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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