100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[Legendary Emu]

414: Participate in a comically small tricycle race.

[Tex]

415: Load up a nerf gun with a bullet and shoot the cashier.

[Tw1]

416: Construct an impromptu nuclear reactor using soft drink cans and bananas, and fail to properly shield it.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

417: Call a morbidly obese person fat.

[Tex]

418: Begin drinking cans of Root Beer lying around in the store, claiming that you are a) Checking for poison, or Getting the free sample.

[Red Iron Crown]

419: Bring a box of Depends to the fitting room.

[MaverickSawyer]

420: Ask where they keep the medical marijuana.

[plainawesome]

421. Wear a blue suit and ride a horse in and around the store screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" (extra points if the horse takes a #2!)

[Shna_na]

423: Put on some police cosplay and drive a patrol vehicle through the building singing

at the top of your lungs.

Edited April 16, 2014 by Shna_na

[MaverickSawyer]

424: Set up a Slip'n'slide in the Electronics department.

[Palladium Corp]

425: drop mentos in the Coca-Cola.

[plainawesome]

426. Tell the manager that he would be better off working at target.

[mythbusters844]

427. Don't buy anything at all.

428. Shoplift...literally, by lifting the store with a ton of cranes and support rigs, then placing it somewhere else...like your backyard.

Edited April 22, 2014 by mythbusters844

[NQMT]

429: Rule number thirty-seven: a lot of things burn when you set fire to them. *he he he*

[Tex]

430. Request help from an employee to find a particular book. When you find the book, ask for a demonstration.

[Shna_na]

431: put an animatronic person in front of the automatic doors, so that his flailing keeps them opening.

[Bioman222]

432: Raid the sports department of knives, guns, machetes, fishing rods, anything dangerous, and have a fight to the death. In the produce section.

433: Raid the nearest armory of all guns and have a COD style free for all. Bonus points for yelling "GET TO THE CHOPPA!" while holding a toy helicopter.

434: Using the in stock LEGO pieces, build a giant male genital and put it in the girl toy section.

[Tex]

435. Leave an empty duffel bag somewhere around a group of people, say "You might wanna get outta here real quick," and walk/jog away quickly.

[MGUARN]

436. get the shopping kart ,and attach a motor to it ,and has a kart derby.

[Deadpangod3]

391:

Firstly, write a small bit of Javascript and upload it somewhere. This Javascript will present a page that looks like Google (or the shop screensaver) until a particular, server-controlled time that uses an offset from the client clock to synchronize itself. At the decided time, the javascript loads up Lemonparty or the shock site of your choice.

Load the URL on every single computer in the shop.

Walk into the middle of the electronic section. Count the time down on your wristwatch.

Calmly put on a pair of dark sunglasses. Raise your hand in the air. At the correct moment, making sure the staff can see you, click your fingers.

SQUAD.

REP.

NOW.

437. Better yet, make it redirect it to "hurrdurr.com"

Be warned if you go to that site, the browser window will bounce around whilst it plays "hurrrdurrdurrdurrdurrdurrdurr" on your speakers,

If you can catch hurrdurr dot com you deserve a cookie.

It'd be funny as hell to watch them try to close it on EACH AND EVERY computer XD

[Bilfr3d]

I caught it. I pressed Ctrl + W.

You should try it.... right now

438: Walk into wallmart with a boombox on your shoulders playing "hurrdurrdurrdurrdurrdurr"

[Deadpangod3]

439. Have the boombox play the derp song instead

[Tex]

440. Stare into a rack of DVDs until an employee comes to inquire. Look irritated, and say "I'm trying to watch a movie here. Shhh."

[yeben01]

441. Open a few packs of skittles, throw them at people and yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

[BadLeo]

442. Buy all the camping stuff you can, bring

and camp on the manager office.