New Ideas for loading screen 'hints'!

[Kerbinchaser]

Hinting to load funny loading hints....

[Spaceman17]

killing bill kerman

generating kessler syndrome

despresurizating kerbals helmets

adding new moons

destroying kerbin

preparing jeb for jool reentry

 

Edited July 27, 2017 by Spaceman17

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

pointing stack decouplers at face?

[Kerbinchaser]

20 hours ago, RoadRunnerAerospace said:

pointing stack decouplers at face?

heheheheheheh

[Kerbal pancake]

-capturing capitalist traitors 

-building space gulag

-launching space gulag

-torturing prisoners

[technicalfool]

20 hours ago, Kerbal pancake said:

-capturing capitalist traitors 

-building space gulag

-launching space gulag

-torturing prisoners

What do I say to this?

Uhm.. "no".

[Avery616]

-de-spagetti-ing kerbals

-deploying anti-kraken defenses

-Abandoning island base

-feeding kerbals

-Hiding monliths

Annnnd that's what i came up with.

 

[A Soviet Tank]

Forgetting to remove monopropellant. 

[GreenLight]

-Burning at Duna

[Delay]

Is "Checking Staging" already a hint?

[Secuas]

Making fairing confetti

Roasting marshmellows at engine exhausts

 

[Jimmidii]

Flying safe

Finding Kurt's other glove

Letting Danny loose

[Delay]

Crashing into Mun,

Getting Stuck on Laythe (or any other celestial),

Not Leaving Low Kerbin Orbit,

Deorbiting Gilly,

Surviving Eve's atmosphere,

Getting Stuck in Sun Orbit,

Checking the Staging,

Losing Connection to KSC (during transfer orbit),

Forgetting...

...Solar Panels,

...Reaction Wheels,

...Batteries,

...Antennas

.

Edited October 27, 2017 by Delay
Additions

[SGamer11]

 

Pressurizing Suits...

Painting Kerbals green...

Taming Rhino...

Setting up encounter...

Wernhering von Kerman..

Giving Bananas to Holy monkey...

Lithobreaking at the Mun..

Edited October 27, 2017 by SGamer11

[kerbalk]

On 6/1/2013 at 9:48 PM, TheCanadianVendingMachine said:

Removing the letter "K" from every word...

that ones in now

exept its adding istead of removing

[KerbolExplorer]

Remaking the universe....

[MR L A]

Commencing Thread Necromancy...

But while we're here..
- Setting up close encounters of the third kind

-  Commencing space race (is that already one?)
 

[XLjedi]

"U" = Undark

[Kerbinchaser]

Patching neutron star 

Edited December 15, 2019 by Lo Var Lachland

[MR L A]

On 12/12/2019 at 5:33 PM, XLjedi said:

"U" = Undark

It took me AGES to get what you meant by this... felt pretty stupid when it finally hit me

[έķ νίĻĻάίή]

-kerbalising kerbals

[ResonantWaves]

Demystifying Mysteries...
Patting Terrier...
Saluting the Skipper...
Achieving Escape Velocity...
Constructing Launch Clamps...
Ensuring Appropriate Flag Flutter...
 

Edited December 16, 2019 by ResonantWaves
typo

[xps_8300]

Igniting Kerbol

[jimmymcgoochie]

- Escaping velocity

- Reheating gravioli

- Loading...

- Still loading...

- Yep, still loading...

- Lemme check- nope, still loading...

- STILL loading...

- Initiating self-destruct in 5, 4, 3...

- Pay 1 BitKoin or your hard drive gets wiped!

- Telling Stayputnik to stay put

- I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that...

- "Has anyone seen my pet squid?" - Wehrner von Kerman

- Controlling reaction (as in RCS)

- It's loaded! Nah, just kidding...

- Consciously decoupling

- Creating StereoPropellant

- Repelling space pirates

- Grooming Poodle

- Casting HECS

- Dodging charging batteries (it's a stampede!!!)

- Adding 'space' to non space related objects to sell to KSP

- Adding 'advanced' to part names to increase price tags

- Creating 'Mint-mus' ice cream

- Tracking Center

- Not paying interns

- Auctioning science

- Locking fuel cell doors

That's all I've got for now

[kerbiloid]

Distinguishing Extinguishers

Braking Good

Launching Paid

Why are you looking here?

<Your advertisement could be here> (No, seriously!)

Have you prepared your homework?

Have you walked the dog?

Where is the cat?

Where is the cat now?

Oxidizing oxidizer

Liquidating Fuel

Converting monopropellant to stereo

Cooking snacks

Farming coins

Landing legs