Your First Words On... Venus!

[The Jedi Master]

Pretty simple, inspired by [shamlessplug]my Venus landing thread[/shamlessplug]. Imagine that YOU were the first human to step foot on Venus. What would you say?

My first words would be:

"Venus has been tamed." *plants American flag, watches it burst into flames, decides Venus is unpatriotic*

[MGUARN]

"Huston it very dense ,and pretty hot.HAhahahahaha"*plants the United States flag ,and watches it melt in the hot dense atmosphere*

[astropapi1]

"Ermagerd, it burns!!!!!1!!1!!111"

Something like that.

[MGUARN]

I got another one

"Huston I think I can cook some eggs down here."

[ShachonianX]

"One small step for man- oh **** my lander!" The lander had just broken down and began to melt.

[MGUARN]

or"Huston you should see this the surface is pretty hot ,and Venus is a real beach when it comes to landing in the sand pits of carbon by the lava."

[Holo]

Dammit, my foot itches

Mere seconds after entering my 10-ton exosuit.

[The Jedi Master]

Getting things going again with a classic of mine:

"...Well, this sucks."

[Trekkette]

Something witty about Venus, the goddess of love.

[Rockcoole]

*Steps out of lander and see it start to melt*

"This is already going poorly."

[Agent30632]

"Hey, Houston, did you plan for this to happen?"

After my lander melts

[Camelotking524]

"Venus, our sister planet. The ugly sister."

[RocketPilot573]

*Static*

Huston: "Um, hello? Anyone?

[MinerEdgar]

{if lander has more than one person}

Well men, Welcome to Hell.

[Flixxbeatz]

"So this is what hell really looks like..."

[Flymetothemun]

"The Booking site said this place had a great view! THERE IS NO VIEW!"

[billybobsatan]

"Oh hey, this is pretty ni- OH GOD MY EVERYTHING IT BURNS!"

[Matuchkin]

"One small step for man, one giant leap- "

[SinBad]

Houston, theyre here too. Looks like the rocks have been eaten...

just to mess with the tinfoil hats listening in back home.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[problemecium]

I think if I'm ever the first person to land somewhere significant, I'll remain completely silent for as long as I possibly can just to troll all the people back home who are waiting with bated breath...

"He hasn't said anything..."
"Do you think his radio's down?"
"I dunno, maybe it is! Houston to Vulcan-I, this is Mission Control, do you have anything to say to the folks back home?"
"Houston to Vulcan-I, do you copy?"
"He's not responding. Everything looks find on the feed though. Flag planted and everything."
"Why won't he respond?!?"
"I don't know~!"
Ten minutes later I'll probably be giggling too hard for it not to be picked up on the microphone... xD

[Frybert]

Awroooo!

[A35K]

'Wait. Why am I here again???'

[StrandedonEarth]

"Hey, the terraforming is coming along nicely. The sunshade gives the ground such a lovely purple shade. And the atmosphere has condensed into such lovely purple oceans. I think we should rename this place 'Eve.' Now we just have to spin it up a little. Stick the Nervs on top of that mountain over there, wouldja?"

[Spartwo]

"Wow...This is a lot of pressure"

[quasarrgames]

Under pressure!

pushing down on me, pushing down on you,

no man asks for,

Under pressure that burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets

It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming, "Let me out!"
Tomorrow gets me higher
Pressure on people - people on streets

Chippin' around, kick my brains 'round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours
People on streets - people on streets

It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming, "Let me out!"
Tomorrow gets me higher, higher, higher...
Pressure on people - people on streets

Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn
Why, why, why?

Love

Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
Why can't we give love that one more chance?
Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love?..

'Cause love's such an old-fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure
Under pressure
Pressure