LJITimate Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 it is true that our astronauts gave up on fuel consumption and have turned on infinite fuel. our billions of $ spent on fuel tanks have not gone to waist as they will make a good firework show on the way home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 "It's kind of hard to guess which stage to put the landing legs on" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) "Roger, Mission Control... we are requesting permission to revert the mission..." Edited July 18, 2017 by adsii1970 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prgmTrouble Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Don't worry about putting fairings on it. We disabled Ferram Aerospace. Parachutes are for wusses. Let's just transmit this surface sample back to Earth real quick... I downloaded this craft from a guy I don't know, ready the launch pad! I just LOVE destroying the VAB unprovoked. Our system crashed. Don't scrub the launch yet! Hold UP! I SAID PAUSE! Press F2 real quick because I NEED to post that to the NASA forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 NASA: Yes, we destroyed the Launchpad because the TWR was too low. Reporter: How could that happen? NASA: Well, we didn't bother calculating it. Reporter: What did you do to solve the problem? NASA: We added moar boosters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prgmTrouble Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Physics Student said: NASA: Well, we didn't bother calculating it. Reporter: What did you do to solve the problem? GET Kerbal Engineer REDUX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 NASA: The rocket has a 1 out of 100,000 chance of failu- Engineer: 1 out of a 100 is pushing it, stop lyi- Life: STS was stupidly designed and has a 1/68 th chance of failure... SUCK IT NASA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casualnaut Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 NASA: Our rocket failed because of a fatal and unknown error. Engineer: It actually failed because a we had two commands that look pretty much the same, but do different things. Insider: It failed because the entire mission control was busy getting donuts. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 NASA: We wanted to have a space race but we ran out of Technician: It was actually because we are all inside a computer Game called KSP and we worried about lag Insider: We encountered a bug where the funds became zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prgmTrouble Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) NASA: There was a linkage failure between the solid rocket booster and the main fuselage. Engineer: It was actually because we clipped the two together. Insider: It was a rudder problem. ("Rapid Unplanned Disassembly -der" versus "the triangle thingy on the back") Edited July 18, 2017 by prgmTrouble Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 NASA: Erm, Nothing... The newest SSTO totally didn't explode inside the VAB Reporter: WHAT EXPLODED???!!!!! Insider: We designed the defueler fueltank so it had a leak that whenever oxidizer got poured in it smacked into da rocket. Watch at 3:10 for number 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prgmTrouble Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Danny da best at RPD (Rapid Planned Dissasembly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Indeed, Danny is the best at everything Krakenistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 "After some last-minute tweaks, nobody final-checked the staging sequencer. So when the launch clamps released before the ignitors fired, the rocket fell on the launchpad and went KABLOOIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 After several tedious auto strutting somebody hit the capsule into the main rocket body of 812 Hammers. The resulting explosion killed Elon Kerman (No big tragedy) and caused some serious fireworks... [Pictures Pending] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prgmTrouble Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Such a tragedy that the fireworks were scheduled in broad daylight. Disgrace to pyrotechnics everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 We're not sure why Apollo 11 returned with eight people aboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 We are not sure why Apollo 13 went to the wrong place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Dark Junior said: We're not sure why Apollo 11 returned with eight people aboard. Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1607/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prgmTrouble Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 AAAAAAnd we have liftoff for the "Untitled Space Craft" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 And the 'Untitled Space Craft' has crashed on Minmus and we aren't sure how to recover it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prgmTrouble Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 We just can't get our recovery barges out into deep space... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 "Jeb, the Abort button is just a big bright disco light." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prgmTrouble Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Lo Var Lachland said: "Jeb, the Abort button is just a big bright disco light." Jeb: "Which one; there's a million of 'em" Mission Control: "just smash them all and see what happens" Edited July 19, 2017 by prgmTrouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 12 minutes ago, prgmTrouble said: Jeb: "Which one; there's a million of 'em" Mission Control: "just smash them all and see what happens" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That made my day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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