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Things that NASA never said at a press conference.


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The BFR was launched successfully, but instead of visiting the ISS, as planned, a navigation error made it rendezvous with the old agena target vehicle(this just happened to me)

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Today, we are announcing a new program.

This program will have no safety features, training, or any scientific basis.

Essentially, we will be sending people to space strapped to tin cans in order to test various ideas we came up with.

Anyone want to volunteer?

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On 11/29/2017 at 10:47 PM, spacebrick3 said:

Today, we are announcing a new program.

This program will have no safety features, training, or any scientific basis.

Essentially, we will be sending people to space strapped to tin cans in order to test various ideas we came up with.

Anyone want to volunteer?

That made my morning! 

 

We have stopped sending people to circumnavigate Earth because the Earth is flat (NASA never said that LIE)!

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"Question, sir- FOX News here, by the way"

"Yes..."

"First you say that the rocket will have a guidance system, then you describe the cockpit for the astronauts. So will they be controlling the ship or not?"

"Can you LISTEN?"

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"Question sir- we're CNN for the record"

"Yes..."

"First you say that you will be going to mars, then you tell us that the ship will have to burn retrograde just after it 'enters its sphere of influence', I quote. So are we going to Mars or not?"

"Are you KIDDING me?"

 

I'm just going to make a whole series of this.

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"Kvestion ser- koming from ze Pravda Газета."

"Yes..."

"Ferst, you say thet you are space progrem. Den, vi are told thet your project rekvires you to use ze L-... 1... ehh, 1011 Tristar Star-gay-zer, treeple-engine commershal atmosferic jet. So are you aktualli space progrem?"

"Any better questions?"

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*Shamelessly steals style from Matuchkin*

"ABC here - question sir"

"Go ahead"

"We have to go into space to get to mars, right?"

"... yeah?"

"Ok, so why does the rocket tilt sideways after launch?"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!"

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"There are good reasons to go to space. Here they are."*

"You know, I think we have enough money."

"The Earth is round."

"The Earth is flat."

"All you people are smart and considerate, and you are willing to listen to us so we can explain how this stuff works and why it's important. Thank you."

 

*Sorry, NASA.

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