55delta
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Calling 911 to say, "Alpha Bravo Gamma Delta Epsilon Foxtrot..." (Operator: "Gah! Stop it!")
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Calling 911 because I don't get it.
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(From E-Comm's 2024 list) Calling 911... ...because a neighbor was wearing too much cologne. ...because the drycleaners stained a shirt. ...because a McDonald's wasn't open. ...to get directions to a 24/7 Shopppers Drug Mart. ...to complain that the power is out. ...to request technical support. ...because a box of 38 avocados turned out to be rotten. ...because I left a phone in an Uber. ...to request help in removing a wasp nest. ...because a domesticated-looking rabbit was seen in the park.
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Calling 911 because no matter gas I pour on my ice block, my car won't start. (Operator: "Ice? You meant an internal combustion engine, right? Oh no...look, stop pouring gas on it, it's...you've...flooded it...")
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Calling 911 to invite people to Boxing Day Box Box Boxing. (Operator: "Stop, or I'm sending the joke police instead.")
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Calling 911 to ask how to use EDLIN. (Operator: "No, no, and no. Use a newer version of DOS, for everyone's sake.")
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Calling 911 to send over The Freelance Police. (Operator: "We never talk to them. Only the police commissioner does. You'll have to call him instead.")
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Calling 911 because I saw someone build a house out of dirt IRL. (Operator: "Big deal, I did that in Minecraft.")
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Calling 911 because I AM A MAN! *punch* (Operator: "You just punched your smartphone, didn't you?"
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Calling 911 for help after your gaming console just died.
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Calling 911 to say I produced nuclear fusion...in my pants. (Operator: "We all know you didn't, ask me how I know.")
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Calling 911 because I just learned that Newgrounds is still alive.
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Calling 911 to ramble about how the cats will save us.
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Calling 911 to announce that I've discovered that Higgs Boson is behind everything.
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Calling 911 to announce that the forum lives again.
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Calling 911 to say that Cat 9 is the purrfect cable.
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Calling 911 to demand that you be given a purrpose.
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Calling 911 because care at my local vet is $500 a weak purr.
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Calling 911 to keep this thread out of the second page.
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Calling 911 because you want to mod Kerbals into Voices of the Void. (Operator: "Don't do that. That game is scary enough as is.")
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Calling 911 because people are trying to back-up the forums.
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Calling 911 to ask how many people have been removed from reality. (Operator: "None, don't think about.")
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Calling 911 to keep the dream alive. (Operator: "Unless you mean a real person, hang up the phone.")
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Calling 911 to discuss how ephemeral the forums are right now.
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Calling 911 because all my data was uploaded to the cloud.
