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Calling 911 for help completing your bug collection.

Calling 911 to ask for the admin password.

Calling 911 because you slept too long.

Calling 911 to report a 6-hour long eclipse.

Calling 911 because you want to learn how to hustle at cards. (Operator: "Please hang up and talk to your state or local gambling authority for further advice.")

Calling 911 to report a gameshow in my opponent's stomach.

Calling 911 to argue whether a partial success is really a success or a failure. (Operator: "Stop. Get some help.")

Calling 911 because you want to buy ULA.

Calling 911 to discuss the community and economic benefits from manufacturing a crisis. (Operator: "No, I will not help you break windows, or even consider it.")

My first thought is use the extra space for lab work. Second thought is more supplies. Third thought is a larger, studier rover whose fenders won't keep falling off.

Calling 911 because whenever I dehydrate and rehydrate my minions with heavy water, they become anti-matter and disintegrate on contact. (Operator: "Then...umm...stop doing that.")

Calling 911 because The Company called me a great asset.

Calling 911 because it was a big rock.

Calling 911 because you almost killed Batman by throwing a rock at him. (Operator: "......")

Calling 911 to talk about aggregate storage. (Operator: "Unless you need someone dug out of a gravel pile in a hurry, we're not interested.")

Calling 911 because it was deja vu all over again.

Calling 911 to ask if they are experiencing deja vu.

Calling 911 because I just casually performed a one-frame trick.

Calling 911 to say, "Hey, how are you?"

Calling 911 because I'm waiting for multiplayer.

Calling 911 because I have too many books to read.

Calling 911 because the time is catching up with all the dates in fiction.

E-Comm, a agency handling the majority of 911 calls in British Columbia, has released its annual list. So let's list them off. Calling 911... ...to ask for directions home from the Drake concert. ...because the traffic light is taking too long to turn green. ...you lost a nose ring down the shower drain. ...your AirBnB host cancelled their reservation. ...your UberEats order is taking too long. ...a burger joint won't let you in before opening. ...you can't find your cell phone. ...to complain about a pothole. ...your McDonalds order is taking too long. ...a barber gave you a bad haircut.

Calling 911 because I just found out that James Burke has a new Connections series.

Calling 911 because I don't know why it's a slam dunk, if two points make a line.