55delta
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Calling 911 because I want to know why astronomy gave up on sacred geometry. (Operator: "Because they invented the camera.")
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Calling 911 because the moon is haunted.
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Calling 911 because you want to know how to avoid clipping into the Backrooms. (Operator: "Just...don't try to break reality or force yourself through objects. It's not hard.")
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Calling 911 because my computer told me, "This program has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down." (Operator: "Stupid Windows 95 crashes.")
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Calling 911 because nobody understands me when I talk about the inherent superiority of Z gauge over HO gauge.
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What's the rush? Well, a wide-scale disaster that renders Earth's surface uninhabitable doesn't just wait until 2100 to happen. I mean, there's many potential disaster we know can happen, like climate change or that nuclear war is as close as its ever been. But those are just examples, because I figure they could just as easily get to us before 2050. No, the real big reason for the rush is because most people don't see a reason to try for a city on Mars right now. The lack of motivation to move is called, like in physics, inertia. The thought is, and Elon has pretty much said as much, that if there's not push to do it, then it'll never get done. No rocket to Mars, no development on solving the problem with living on Mars, no city on Mars, it all chains together. So someone has to put forward the resources for the initial push, and hope that after the push that the viability of the project gives it momentum. With it, you might get a city on Mars by 2050. Without it, you never get a city on Mars.
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Calling 911 because you require additional pylons.
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Calling 911 because you want a hug.
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Calling 911 because I saw 2 people go into a house, then 3 people leave, and I want to know the state of the house if it needs 1 people to enter it for it to become empty. (Operator: "Please...just...take a break from your math.")
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Calling 911 to ask if this is an electron year.
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Calling 911 to ask if you can eat enough simple carbohydrates to make them into a complex carbohydrate. (Operator: "No, you can't make healthier snacks by eating more of them."
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Calling 911 because the jelly you made didn't set properly.
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Calling 911 because you just learned of the concept of the Quantum Ogre.
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Calling 911 because it's 108 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. (Operator: "All units, save the effort. Only observe and report the Blues Brothers.")
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Calling 911 to report you pirated WinRar.
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Calling 911 because a clown looked funny.
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I'll say it. BO overburdened themselves with so many project that they now walk with a Limp. Maybe the new guy can give them some focus. But considering how Amazon works, I think the problem might be one level higher than him.
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Calling 911 because you saw a fireball in the sky land somewhere in Utah and since it looked manufactured, the aliens must be invading. (Operator: "Don't read the news much, huh? Oh yes, the threat of infiltration by alien...rocks." Click)
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Calling 911 because I can't remember what "23 is number 1" means. (Operator: "Now you made me feel old. Go toot you ocarina somewhere else.")
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Calling 911 to say that making sudden, significant increases in the fees for a popular game engine used by a significant number of developers (and publishers) is just inviting disaster. (Operator: "Short-sighted choices are not an emergency. Call again when someone is in danger.")
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Calling 911 to complain that no one has tried to buy up the rights to Ninja Golf on the Atari 7800 and made a re-make yet. Edit: new page
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Calling 911 to ask if the Kongo class was a battleship or battlecruiser. (Operator: "Yes, no, maybe. It depends on the year and nobody has a better answer than that.")
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Calling 911 to argue you aren't drunk and are perfectly capable of doing that trick with the forklift.
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Calling 911 looking for feedback for my plan for world domination. (Operator: "I immediately see a flaw in your plan. I can send someone over to discuss it further, if you'd like.")
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Calling 911 to continue a chain-letter.
