55delta
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Calling 911 to ask how many people have been removed from reality. (Operator: "None, don't think about.")
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Calling 911 to keep the dream alive. (Operator: "Unless you mean a real person, hang up the phone.")
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Calling 911 to discuss how ephemeral the forums are right now.
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Calling 911 because all my data was uploaded to the cloud.
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Calling 911 because you don't know what will happen next.
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Calling 911 because I've just been told that fish don't exist. (Operator: "Just ignore it. They classify and re-classify stuff all the time. It'll pass.")
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Calling 911 because it's half an hour to official release and your game with a number of selectable stages doesn't have a stage select option in it.
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Calling 911 to ask for support for my table-top role-play system's Kickstarter.
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Calling 911 because your search for an amphibious car turns up the Aqua Car...which is just a regular two-seater car with a radio that only ever plays Barbie Girl.
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Calling 911 because we only ever seem to play De_Dust2.
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Calling 911 because I am still awaiting a large shipment of cheese.
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Calling 911 to get an opinion on a hypothetical Rap-feud between Carl Sagan and Mr. Rogers.
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Calling 911 to tell them that the negotiations will be short.
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Calling 911 to ask for a definition of 'undefinable.'
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Calling 911 for help completing your bug collection.
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Calling 911 to ask for the admin password.
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Calling 911 because you slept too long.
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Calling 911 to report a 6-hour long eclipse.
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Calling 911 because you want to learn how to hustle at cards. (Operator: "Please hang up and talk to your state or local gambling authority for further advice.")
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Calling 911 to report a gameshow in my opponent's stomach.
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Calling 911 to argue whether a partial success is really a success or a failure. (Operator: "Stop. Get some help.")
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Calling 911 because you want to buy ULA.
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Calling 911 to discuss the community and economic benefits from manufacturing a crisis. (Operator: "No, I will not help you break windows, or even consider it.")
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My first thought is use the extra space for lab work. Second thought is more supplies. Third thought is a larger, studier rover whose fenders won't keep falling off. -
Calling 911 because whenever I dehydrate and rehydrate my minions with heavy water, they become anti-matter and disintegrate on contact. (Operator: "Then...umm...stop doing that.")
