55delta
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Calling 911 because The Company called me a great asset.
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Calling 911 because it was a big rock.
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Calling 911 because you almost killed Batman by throwing a rock at him. (Operator: "......")
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Calling 911 to talk about aggregate storage. (Operator: "Unless you need someone dug out of a gravel pile in a hurry, we're not interested.")
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Calling 911 because it was deja vu all over again.
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Calling 911 to ask if they are experiencing deja vu.
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Calling 911 because I just casually performed a one-frame trick.
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Calling 911 to say, "Hey, how are you?"
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Calling 911 because I'm waiting for multiplayer.
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Calling 911 because I have too many books to read.
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Calling 911 because the time is catching up with all the dates in fiction.
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E-Comm, a agency handling the majority of 911 calls in British Columbia, has released its annual list. So let's list them off. Calling 911... ...to ask for directions home from the Drake concert. ...because the traffic light is taking too long to turn green. ...you lost a nose ring down the shower drain. ...your AirBnB host cancelled their reservation. ...your UberEats order is taking too long. ...a burger joint won't let you in before opening. ...you can't find your cell phone. ...to complain about a pothole. ...your McDonalds order is taking too long. ...a barber gave you a bad haircut.
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Calling 911 because I just found out that James Burke has a new Connections series.
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Calling 911 because I don't know why it's a slam dunk, if two points make a line.
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Calling 911 because I can't decide where to spend my science points.
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Calling 911 to say, "Aardwolf." (Operator: "You are not a winner. Don't play again.")
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Calling 911 because You're the man now, dog!" (Operator: "Sir, that meme is about as old as I am.")
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Calling 911 because a game I was playing has a soundtrack by Andrew Hulshult. (Operator: "If that were an emergency, it would quickly overwhelm all our resources.")
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Calling 911 because I keep seeing patterns in things. (Operator: "You're going to have to be much more specific.")
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Calling 911 because the thing I bought today was cheaper (and more valuable) yesterday.
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Calling 911 because I keep mis-spelling stdio as studio.
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Calling 911 because I have a bag filled of 20 randomly chosen red, yellow, green, and blue balls. I pulled out 4 balls, yellow, red, green, and yellow. But I can't remember the percentage chance the next ball I pull out is blue.
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Calling 911 because I want to know where Harvey the Rabbit is. (Operator: "I don't know, haven't seen him lately.")
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Calling 911 because this AI co-produced drink flavour tastes like sour gummy candy.
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Calling 911 because I want to know why astronomy gave up on sacred geometry. (Operator: "Because they invented the camera.")
