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Starwhip

Starwhip

Posted
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Here we go:

"Still Adrift"

Misson successful,

I beg to differ, out here alone.

I'm out among the stars, far away from home.

Kerbal Space Center,

do you read me, one last, final time.

I'd like to give my thanks, to you, I'm on my last legs right now.

Oh, the planets are nice

and those damn nights never come.

You can sit and stare

until the Kraken gets home.

And a final farewell

to those brave Kerbonauts

who will join me up here, all alone.

Those people back home,

I want to say hi,

for you

and me.

Maybe all this science n' stuff

will work out.

Or maybe I just think that.

If that is true, my Kod, I'm dead.

Even though my end is near

I wish that you were up here.

For those who just

came on

I wish that you were here too.

Maybe you could be here

instead, and I could leave you.

So signing off here is Bill

I bid you all a farewell

since I'm still way out here,

all alone.

Jebadiah, can you hear me?

I'm sending this one

direct

to you.

Hope you find another friend

to help you.

Maybe he's a Kerbiet.

Seriously though, it's true, he is.

Anyway, my panels are shot.

And Laythe is coming up fast.

Well, my only regret

is that I never packed snacks.

And the Kraken is coming

I can sense its attack.

But for all that it is worth,

I think that this was a success

even though I'm about

to be killed.

Well it sucks that I'm out here adrift.

It really sucks to be here all alone.

I wish you were here instead of poor me.

When you get out of school, get a job.

So long to all of you there, back to you.

Still Adrift

Still Adrift

[Transmission End]

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gmpd2000

gmpd2000

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Parody of "Radio Gaga" by Queen, "Engine Gaga"

I'd sit alone and use your fuel

My only friend through space flights

And everything I had to land

I used it on my engine

(Engine)

You gave them all those old time launches

Through wars of fuel -- invaded by Duna

You made 'em burn -- you made 'em EVA

You made us feel like we could land

So don't become some engine noise

A failed launch for the girls and boys

Who just don't burn or just don't EVA

And just complain when you have no fuel

You had your thrust, you had the mainsail

You've yet to have your finest launch

(Engine)

All we hear is Engine ga ga

Engine goo goo

Engine ga ga

All we hear is Engine ga ga

Engine blah blah

Engine what's your fuel?

Engine, someone still uses you!

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Sylandro

Sylandro

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Probhemian Rhapsody.

Is this real life?

Or just fantasy..

Stuck in a mohole, yet i can't feel reality...

Open your camera-eye.

And look up at the stars and see...

I'm just a probe, but i just can't feel sympathy...

Because i'm easy-made, easy-launched.

Sometimes the orbit's a little high, little low.

Anyway the solar wind blows, it really doesn't matter...

To me.

Jebediah...

Just killed a kerbal...

Put a thruster to his head..

Put the thrust to max, and now he is dead.

Jebediah...

My launch has just begun..

But now i'm in this hole..

And my equipment has been shoved in...

Jebediah, ooh oh ooh oooh.

Didn't mean to make you laugh...

If rescue doesn't come...

This time, tomorrow..!

Laugh on, laugh on, as if nothing happened..

Too late...

My expiration date has come..

Sends shivers down my artificial spine....

Probodyne OKTO is aching all the time...

Good bye, mission control...

Go shut me off..

Gotta leave you out of my AI, and realize the cold, hard truth.

Jebediah, ooh oh ooh oooh.

Anyway the solar wind blows..

I don't want to be shut off...

Sometimes i wish.. That i was never manufactured... At all...

I see a little shadow overhead..

Rescue, rescue, will you please dock..?

Solar flares, Solar storms,

frightening my circuits..

Kalileo, Kalieo, Kalileo, Kalileo,

Kalileo Figkaro--magnificento.

I'm just a probe, Kerbals heard of me..

That probe that it's body was found lying by the side-of-the-road..

Spare it's power source, spare it's fate in a mohole..

My launch has just begun..

Decouplers, could you please let me go?

It's a malfunction!

It can't let the probe go!

Edited by Sylandro
It's a W.I.P, so i'll stop the work, see ya. I'm going to go watch the stream
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Sylon00

Sylon00

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Almost a month-old thread, but Harv from HOCgaming just posted this on YouTube and I thought you guys would really enjoy it.

"Space Probe" Payphone Parody

(Is there a way of embedding in this forum? All the usual tricks for vBulletin forums aren't working)

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Skylon

Skylon

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Starman, David Bowie. Will think of a title later. 

Spoiler

Just an-nother day... Jeb's stranded, in L-K-O

Testing out his homemade S-S-T-O

Yeah, that's cool Jeb,

But what about re,turning home?.......

Guess it's time to stick a crew can on an SR-B,

Don't do this again... will, you prom-ise-me?

 

Pulling 10...Geeees, shooting through the sky

I would've  added more fins,

But it cost too many funds!

Pulling 10...Geeees, shooting through the sky

My nose cone's overheating,

But I think it will be fine

Bill  told me:

 

Slow down or you'll lose it

See that x key? Use it,

Now c'mon, let's boogie...

 

To be continued...

 

 

 

 

 

 

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StrandedonEarth

StrandedonEarth

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How did I not see this thread 3.5 years ago, or its revival 2 years ago. This thread may create a monster out of me...

Hmm, we can play "Name the Original Tune" with this. Some would obviously be easier than others. I guess that would get it moved to games. Ah well...

We don't need no autostrutting
We don't need no RCS
No Mammoth Boosters on the Launch Pad
Kraken Leave those Ships alone!
Hey! Kraken! Leave our Ships alone!
All in all it's just another hole in the ground
All in all you're just another hole in the ground!

*Jeb's awesome guitar solo*

[in the background] If you don't add more boosters, you won't get off the launch pad! How can you get off the launch pad if you don't add more boosters?!? You! You get in that spam can! And you'll like it!

Hmm, there's some others I would like to kerbalize, but the words won't come right now...

Master of Rockets (Metallika)

For those about to Launch (We salute you)  (AK/DK)

I did make this for that last one...

 

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Bill Phil

Bill Phil

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3 hours ago, StrandedonEarth said:

How did I not see this thread 3.5 years ago, or its revival 2 years ago. This thread may create a monster out of me...

Hmm, we can play "Name the Original Tune" with this. Some would obviously be easier than others. I guess that would get it moved to games. Ah well...

We don't need no autostrutting
We don't need no RCS
No Mammoth Boosters on the Launch Pad
Kraken! Leave those Ships alone!
Hey! Kraken! Leave our Ships alone!
All in all it's just another hole in the ground
All in all you're just another hole in the ground!

*Jeb's awesome guitar solo*

[in the background] If you don't add more boosters, you won't get off the launch pad! How can you get off the launch pad if you don't add more boosters?!? You! You get in that spam can! And you'll like it!

Hmm, there's some others I would like to kerbalize, but the words won't come right now...

Master of Rockets (Metallika)

For those about to Launch (We salute you)  (AK/DK)

I did make this for that last one...

 

Rockin the Floyd, I see.

Man this is harder than it looks...

"Here am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Kerbin's blue
And there's too much stuff to do"

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StrandedonEarth

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8 hours ago, TheKosanianMethod said:

I wanna see a KSP version of Thunderstruck.

It's not a parody, but I made this a few years ago...

As for Kerbalized lyrics for ThunderStruck, hmm, lemme think..

I was launched
On a rocket to the Mun
When I staged
Then it all went kaboom
My mind raced
And I thought what could I do
And I knew
There was no help, no help from Jool
Sound of the 'chutes
Rippling in the wind
The thunder of Thuds
Landed me again
You've been (you've been)
Thunderstruck!

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LN400

LN400

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In the beginning

Back in 1925

Man didn't know about a rocket launch show

And all that jive

The Chinese had their fireworks

The chemists had the juice

Noone knew what they was gonna do

But Tsiolkovsky had the news

He said

Let there be sound. And there was sound

Let there be light. And there was light

Let there be smoke. And there was smoke

Let there be a roar! And there was a roar

Let there be rocket!

 

And it came to pass

That rocket launch was born

All across the land every rocket man

Was blowing up a storm

The rocket men got famous

Doin business on the moon

In every barn there was gun cotton yarn

and a green and grinning loon

There was 15 million Kerbals

Learning how to play

And you could hear the crowd a-snickerin'

And this is what they had to say

Sound

Light

Smoke

Roar

Let there be rocket

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