Will you press the button?

[megatiger78]

no

pressing this button will make Britain the number 1 leading space power, but may cause all American astronauts who are still around to get through the incubation period for Space-Ebola

[classyjakey]

press it, as I am british.

[Guest alemagno12]

press it because you don't said nothing about it

Pressing this button will explode the world, but it makes you inmortal and god. And also give you everything you want. But it destroys the world.

[Whirligig Girl]

*does not press*

Pressing this button will make you head of Kerbal Space Program, and KSP is IRL. BUT! Now you are a Kerbal, living on Earth, communicating by Ansible (FTL Comms) with Kerbin. You start at the beginning of the tech tree on hard mode, but your pilots and engineers are only "almost" good. So you get crafts designed like stock crafts and flown inefficiently.

[SlimeCrusher]

As im the head of my Kerbal Space Program, then i should be able to give blueprints to my engineers, right? *Presses*

Press for an indestructible vehicle of your choosing, you can change it whenever you like to, making upgrades for it will be cheap, or even free. BUT! All vehicles in the world dissapear, and humans won't be able to rebuild them, so you'll have the only vehicle in the world.

[General Rarity]

nooop, i want my disposable rockets!

Press for all the bacon you'd ever want, but at the cost of having a really small stomache + intestines.

[Guest alemagno12]

No.

Press the button, it gives you the power of being admin of the ENTIRE forum, but it bans you for 1 year

(but the admin power lasts forever)

[GreeningGalaxy]

Nah. Being an admin sounds like too much responsibility/work than I can put into anything right now, nor would I really want to be the admin of a forum. And getting banned for a year doesn't sound like fun either; I like this place.

Note: You must elaborate on why you decided to press/not press this button, rather than just saying "yes" or "nope".

Pressing this button will:

-Give you a pen that can write in any possible color, selected just by thinking of the shade you want.

-Guarantee that this pen has inexhaustible ink, can write indelibly on any surface with precision, will never bleed through, and will always reappear in an undamaged state in your pocket if lost or broken.

But:

-If you write with it, the font style will automatically change to resemble Comic Sans.

[Sun]

I really don't flipping care about CS. Why does it get so much hate? *press*

Press the button to ban GreeningGalaxy from the Forum Games.

[Guest alemagno12]

I press it because i'm evil

Press the button to have everything you want, but the text will be changed to big red text (the one i used previously before i got an infraction for that) forever

[Souper]

Very well. One of the things i wanted was not to have big red text. (you should have saw that coming)

Press the stalemate resolution button! GO PRESS IT!

[Guest alemagno12]

YES! YES! YES!

Go press the Missile Launching Red Button! GO PRESS IT!

[Sun]

No. Let's not start WW3.

Press to be an expert at math. BUT! You cannot use the skills to do anything.

[Cooly568]

No, I prefer to actually be able to solve problems with my limited knowledge even if it means I can't understand some programs.

Press this to have KSP 0.26 now, but its a terribly buggy unplayable mess.

[dryer_lint]

No. I haven't even started hyping 0.26, so it doesn't really matter I guess

Press to rewind your life 3 years

[Guest alemagno12]

No, i'm OK in this stage of my life.

Press the button to get 1 million dollars :D

[dryer_lint]

Considering that there's no negative effect there, I'm pressing it.

Press this button to make something happen. You don't know what will happen, but something will happen. The button, it tempts you.

[Guest alemagno12]

Press it.

*world explodes*

Press the button to make something happen. Anything. It can be good, it can be bad. It can be nothing. Who knows...

[Whirligig Girl]

does not press the repeat button.

Press the button for infinite but false joy.

[GreeningGalaxy]

No. That sounds like drugs, to be honest.

Pressing this button will:

-Give you powerful psychokinetic abilities that will allow you to lift, manipulate and throw objects with your mind.

But:

-These abilities will not be paralyzed like your body is when you sleep, creating the potential for your dreams to have large real-life implications.

[Overfloater]

*BOOP*

The next button grants you 750,000 dollars, but you will have constant hiccups. You will keep hiccuping every 2~5 seconds all day long, until the 750,000 dollars are gone, along with what you bought with them.

[GreeningGalaxy]

No way. I get evil death hiccups on a weekly basis already, no need to compound that.

Pressing this button will:

-Cure you of ever getting normal hiccups.

But:

-Every time someone says the word 'hiccup' within earshot of you, you will experience one single, very intense hiccup.

[megatiger78]

no.

PRESS TO CURE EBOLA BUT DIE FROM EBOLA

[Overfloater]

What do i look like, Jesus flippin' Christ? O_O no way.

The next button grants you the ability to become invisible at will. BUT while you're invisible, you age 10 times faster

[GreeningGalaxy]

Sure, I'll take it. It's not like I'm likely to use it for more than a few seconds at a time, and the accelerated perception of time which I'm going to assume it gives me as a function of making me age faster will improve my reaction time.

Pressing this button will:

-Prevent everyone who posts on this thread from responding to a button proposition with just "no" and not elaborating.

But:

-You can't answer "no" to this button proposition without elaborating.

What now!