Will you press the button?

[Helix935]

no, i don't want to lead to the destruction of gravity which will cause the universe to explode

press to give NASA 300 billion dollars of funding, but it will have to come out of somewhere...

[cantab]

*Doesn't press*

Press to be teleported to a random location on the land surface of the Earth. No guarantee you won't be inside a plant, animal, or manmade structure.

[SlimeCrusher]

Yup! I wonder where i will appea-*Pwooosh*... Oh im inside a house in the middle of nowhere?... *DETONATING IN 3, 2, 1...* You know what happened next

Press and you'll go to a moon! But any moon in any place of the universe!

[Thomas988]

Given I have to proper equipment to survive, I don't see why not. *teleports to lava-covered moon*

Press the button to bring back the space shuttle! Though there's a 1% that NASA will be canceled indefinitely.

[Eddyisrich403]

(presses button)

Press the button to lower the gravity on jool to land on it. NOTE: there is a 10% chance the gravity will restabilize and crush you and your vessel.

[WinkAllKerb'']

press what ?

the press ?

[xrayfishx]

Results for pressing the button unclear, I'll press to find out.

Press button to find out the truth about one thing you ask for, be it the existence of any gods, ET life, Illuminati, if someone likes you, where's Waldo, possibility of FTL travel, whatever.

Now, at least most of us know how much the truth can hurt... especially considering that the button could bloody well be a small landmine for all you know.

[vexx32]

Eh, I'll press it with a very, very long pole. Can't be too careful.

Press the button to find out when and how you die, and you cannot change your fate, no matter how hard you try. Once you know what it is, it is set in starlight on silver, and cannot be altered.

[SlimeCrusher]

Ok!... Hmm... So im standing next to a button? I wonder what will...-Dies-

Press and you'll be warped into the future, but you don't know wich year! It may be 951.517, it may be 2 seconds after you press!

[cantab]

I'll put a spacesuit on, just in case it's a gazillion years in the future, and press.

Press the button and the next KSP release will be free of virtually all bugs, but will be the last KSP release.

[Noname117]

I would avoid pushing that button simply because I'd miss the Danny videos.

Push the button to go to Stanley's heaven (If you don't get the reference, it is probably best not to answer)

[Helix935]

no

press the button for KSP to be more famous then minecraft hundreds will die due to becoming addicted

[Overfloater]

*BOOP*

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Press button to receive stable & somewhat sufficient income for doing nothing, but you're now old, retired & ugly :-)

[Rainbowtrout]

So long as I have my pebbles to keep me company.

If you press the button, you will have calamari. But, it will be alive, and will only answer to Ika Musume. (Hope that's correctly spelt.)

Edited July 12, 2014 by Rainbowtrout

[gooddog15]

no

If you press the button you will get a dog. you have a 50% chance of either having a lovable Labrador Retreiver, or a malicious agressive pitbull that will maul you and make a joke before it kills you

[cantab]

Don't press. I prefer rabbits anyway.

Press the button to get a thousand of a randomly chosen currency, but receive a bill for a hundred of another randomly chosen currency.

[Titan Space Agency]

I do not push.

Press the button to receive ownership of google, or loose ownership of all your belongings.. 40/60

Edited July 13, 2014 by Titan Space Agency

[Whirligig Girl]

i'd not push it, since i don't even like cheesecake.

Push the big red button. Gives you 0.26 tomorrow, or erases every save you currently have: 50/50 chances.

yes twice.

You get every game you want in it's final form for free, but it has to be before the game even came out. (Try convincing HarvestR thay you knew all the features would be released.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Hum... yes? Where the downside with this?

You can access every universe in the multiverse, but only for a year, after that, you can no longer come back, including this universe.

[gooddog15]

yes, as I'm hoping to get to a universe with a fully finished copy of ksp

If you press the button, theres a 50% chance that you will get a 1 trillion dollars, or get teleported into a pit of hungry loins and venomous snakes.

[xrayfishx]

I'll press it. And hope for the second one.

Press the button for the universe of Dishonored (without the rats). If you don't know what it is, you are not allowed to find out before making your choice.

[Guest alemagno12]

I won't press the button because i don't know WHAT THE HECK it is.

Press the button. It can make you god, or destroy the world and the universe, and kill everything in the universe, the infinity and beyond. 50/50.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I'm not pressing that. I'm already a goddess anyway.

Press this button:

-You will be able to breathe clean air no matter where you are- underwater, underground, in a room full of carbon monoxide, etc.

-The air you breathe will always smell like old cheese and will occasionally contain cold viruses. You will not be able to smell anything besides this.

[megatiger78]

no.

push the button to ban alemagno12 for necroing too many posts but you are banned too

[GreeningGalaxy]

I'm going to stay out of this one.

Pressing this button will:

-allow you to modify the magnitude and direction of the gravitational force acting on your body at will.

but:

-there is no 'reset to default' option; you'll only be able to restore approximate normality by aiming the force vaguely towards the Earth and setting it to what feels about right. The scale in your mind will have no units, so you can't just decide to set it to 9.81 m/s^2 at -90 degrees from horizontal.