Will you press the button?

[megatiger78]

death has no taste...... if I dip it in liquid cookie.... *BOOP*

press to go viral on youtube but you are fused with danny 2462

[Overfloater]

No way, ain't gettin' fused with no one =[

By pressing the next button you will have a hippopotamus in your living room.

[megatiger78]

not a cat.

press to do amazing science, but it is Chua science, and Chua believe that science with no body count is not true science.

[LABHOUSE]

Press....

Press the button to create a paradox.

[megatiger78]

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press for MOAR BOSSTRERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but they are attached to your car when you are driving along a cliff......

[Engineer of Stuff]

*Push* I can just revert!

Push to become a Kerbal and go to Kerbin.

[Guest Fyre Flare]

[mythbusters844]

What? Where did that button go?

Press to land on Mars but the lander undergoes swift lithobraking, rapid unplanned disassembly, and a loss of the lander and crew upon landing.

[Engineer of Stuff]

Nope! I like to live!

Press to have a private plane, but it costs $1,000,000 a day to maintain.

[Sun]

*press* It appears it also gives me 1 billion dollars a day!

Press to have infinite knowledge, but your mouth is weakly taped shut.

[Overfloater]

*Boop*

Press the button to have an ostrich in your living-room.

[Sun]

No.

Press to have every song ever made in your memory, but they almost always all play at the same time.

[General Rarity]

Nah.

Press to be able not to require sleep, but you have to play 6 hours of any Fallout game per day.

[Sun]

No.

Press to have not pressed.

[AletzN1]

Press .... Pine Taradox

Press for Badass Private Military Company

[Engineer of Stuff]

Sure, nothing bad there.

Push for unlimited money, but it is negative money.

(Wake up thread!)

[Kinglet]

No, because I don't want to become the economic equivalent of a black hole.

Press this button for a soda can sized safe jet engine.

[Fox Arcana]

Jet engine powered microcar here i come!

If you press this button you gain the ability to read and control people's minds, but every time you use this power, you have a 11% chance of developing cluster headaches (they disappear after 30 minutes)

[Prof. Endwalker]

Heck yeah I'd push it. Those are only temporary headaches, so what's the trouble?

If you press the button, you will be able to have a space station, but you won't have any ways of getting more fuel, air, or food back up, but you would still be able you go their and escape back to Earth, but with a max time of 150 hours on it, then you won't be able to go back to it.

[mikeman7918]

That's 150 hours on a space station in opposed to 0 hours, so I'll press it.

If you press the button, you have a 50% chance of becoming immortal and a 50% chance of dying immediately.

[megatiger78]

cloning machine will help If I die wand will not be needed if I become immortal. *boop*

press to get a planet buster

[Overfloater]

Ok. *boop*

Press button to have a live bear in your living room.

[Mr_Brain]

I don't think I'll push that button.

But if you push this button, you'll get magic powers (including, but not limited to, telekinesis, magic death rays and teleportation!) but have a chance (~25%) of killing an innocent human being each time you use them AND a 50% chance of killing an acquaintance or relative when you push it! (you will not die from this effect)

[lukeoftheaura]

I wouldn't press it.

Press the button for instant candy, but it is snot flavored.

[LABHOUSE]

I believe that is called frozen oxygen. I won't press it.

Press the button to have 3 extra senses, but you will loose 2 fingers on your non dominant hand (just the tips).