Will you press the button?

[HoloYolo]

No. I can't kill anything! I'd die!

Press for infinite rep for one user to get banned forever!

[MoeKitsune]

No. I don't need rep to make me happy.

Press button for Portal 3, but it's buggy as heck.

[WinkAllKerb'']

no way

[DestinyPlayer]

No, thanks, I don't need literal nothing.

You become immortal and invincible. Completely, so you'll just tank the death of the universe and the birth of a new one. Will you press the button?

[Overfloater]

Sure. *BOOP*

Press button to have a snake in your boot.

[DestinyPlayer]

Sure, I like snakes, and I'm not wearing boots right now.

If you press the button, your KSP will now work perfectly without any bugs, and will never run out of memory. But you will be completely unable to install or make any mods. Will you press it?

[RAINCRAFTER]

No, I rarely get crashes, bugs, or surpass the memory limit. I will not press the button.

Press this button to have a 50/50 chance to either be as happy as could be for the rest of your life, or simply die instantly.

[DestinyPlayer]

Nah, thanks. I'll get bored of infinite happiness anyway.

Press this button, and you get a sandbox video game that can simulate anything and everything imaginable, be it possible with real physics or not, has an intuitive interface while still allowing for full control, has total modding capability with the source code included and can work on any machine, ranging from a smartphone to a supercomputer... But which only runs on 10 FPS, no matter the machine.

[Vaporo]

Sure. No real downside to pressing the button, except a few extra gigabytes taken up on my hard drive.

Press the button to be transported to the land of Oz.

[InterCity]

No, thanks. I'd lose my job on earth.

Press the button to engage the warp drive.

[Overfloater]

*BOOP*

Press button to delete the Moon.

[kiwi1960]

Why... what's the poor Moon done to you? NO!

Press the button and the nukes fly.... yes/no?

[HoloYolo]

Why would I want to do that? I don't want to end the world now!

Press for infinite money in your currency, but for the world to dip into hyper-inflation.

[Overfloater]

Nah the crysis seems bad enough as it is :-)

Press button to recieve an infinite bag of chips.

[HoloYolo]

What kind? French Fries? (LOL I'm American) Err, as long as you mean French Fries I'm pressing that button

Press for a time machine, but only having the ability to go to the future (Do you get the reference??)

[Sampa]

Nah, i'd like to see history as we're making it.

Get a girl/boyfriend. Yes/no?

[HoloYolo]

Yes please.

Press for no consequences for your actions, whatever you do, for the rest of your life.

[goldenpeach]

No, I want my actions to actually change something in my life, even littles changes.

Press to go in the ISS, consequence is that you have to stay in that smallish place until it's decommissioned(that is, you wait 9 years there)

[WinkAllKerb'']

yes due to heavy boredom wich has nothing to due with procrastralalalala ; )

[Xannari Ferrows]

Sure! I take on this consequence, but no one said I couldn't... Persuade my way out.

Hit said magical button to live long enough to be able to witness the merging of Andromeda and our own galaxy, drawback being you age very, very slowly.

[WinkAllKerb'']

tehy might found the work done there usefull in 875 458 698 generations ... *sick*

[SpaceJuice]

Sure! I take on this consequence, but no one said I couldn't... Persuade my way out.

Hit said magical button to live long enough to be able to witness the merging of Andromeda and our own galaxy, drawback being you age very, very slowly.

OMG I would so Totally press that button!!!

Press this button to go where no one has gone before...

[CAKE99]

No, no one has gone before probably means in space somewhere.

Press this button to get infinite money, but also get teleported to a parallel universe where money means nothing!

[TheMoonRover]

As long as I can get back again, yes.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Well, I guess that still works.

Press this button to convert your chair into an ejector seat

[DestinyPlayer]

I'm sitting on a bench with five other people on it. So... GERONIMOOOO!

Press the button to turn into a being that is exactly the same as a human, but lives off of electricity instead of nutrients/water, and can release some of it whenever it wants, with whatever properties it wants. But you can no longer eat food or drink water.