Will you press the button?

[mrrpamplemousse]

Push it, I don't fear death...

Press to duplicate myself, for the good and the bad...

[MGUARN]

umm... sure why not my clone will share the very.... destructive mind i have.

Press this button ,and you get a free train ride ,but with a slight chance of your car's coupling to break causing you to crash into a pod.

[11JRidding]

*Press* I like it when people die anyway

Push the button to meet Bladewolf, with a 25% chance of him slicing you to pieces. Stupid quadrupedal AI and his goddamn Chainsaw...

[Nuke]

i dont know who that is so il leave that button alone.

button grants you an entire interstellar spaceship and crew and you get to be captain. but there is a xenomorph on board.

[Lohan2008]

i dont know who that is so il leave that button alone.

button grants you an entire interstellar spaceship and crew and you get to be captain. but there is a xenomorph on board.

I press the button with a long handled broom on the assumption that the xenomorph is copying the button.

Button is reset so that you have 50/50 chance of becoming Jeb in KSP vs every copy of KSP being erased from the web and PC's.

[OrianCEV]

NOPE

Push the red button to get a free rocket ride to space,but strapped onto the outside of the rocket,you would die.

[Spearka]

LOLNO

press to get a lifetime supply of cookies, but they are all raisin

[Nuke]

mashes button

push button and universe explodes, but a new one will be created and you get to be god

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Why would't I?

Press the button to be ANYTHING you want. But you will experience pain for eternity

[The Destroyer]

Course, I want to be president of USA/NASA so I can get space going, and a president who dosen't feel pain, so no side-effect!

Press the button to become the president of the USA. 90% Chance you are some other president.

[MGUARN]

Nah, I my twitchy foot tells me that it is a bad idea.

Press the button to take a tour of the island of sodor ,but with a 1% chance there will be confusion ,and delay.

[minimuffin]

There is no way! The island does not exist, and who knows what bad things happen in the books.. Unless it is a cheery happy place because then I would press it eagerly.

Press the button to get a nice free avatar but have a 10 percent chance to get possibly a bad and or embarrassing one, that you cannot change

[mrrpamplemousse]

How embarrassing?

I'll don't push it, I already have a nice one (and a little reserve full of them)

Push to understand the universe, but you can't explain it to anyone.

[Noname117]

I'd push, explaining it would give other people the chance to steal what new inventions you could make from it anyways.

If you push the button, there is a 50% chance you become Zekes, but also a 50% chance you become me.

[mrrpamplemousse]

No thanks, I preffer to be myself.

Press the button to have a detailed folder with the identity of the person of your choice, but, this person know it.

[Helix935]

no, i am not a stalker

press the button to have control over the Earth's nuclear arsenal but there is a 50/50 chance that it won't fire if you decide to launch the nukes

[mrrpamplemousse]

press it, so it won't blow up anything without my permission.

press to bring somebody back to life (a random person)

[Helix935]

no because what if it is one of the many people that already hate me

press the button to own the entire internet but you can only control it through a single computer run by windows millennium edition

[11JRidding]

*Push* I'll just steal a Windows7 PC instead

Press for 99% chance of having a stable version of KSP, with a 1% chance that you will be one of the Kerbals

[vexx32]

.. Nah, I'm good.

Push for a cup of tea. 1% chance that you die instantly, 1% chance that the tea is extremely toxic.

[Helix935]

nah i don't drink tea

push for a new computer with KSP but there is 33% chance that the computer is used, another 33% chance it is 20 years old, and 33% chance that it is a laptop

[mrrpamplemousse]

Press it and hope that the 20-years old computed is a computer from the future that the Doctor accidently sent back in time.

Press the button to understand Lost.

[Sesni]

No? I don't understand what you mean by Lost

Press the button for 25% chance you will rule the world, 25% you will be put into prison for the rest of your life, 25% nothing will happen, and 25% chance you get a free ticket to and fro the Moon. And another 0% chance there is invisitext.

[Helix935]

yes for my life is already crappy enough so i might as well

press for a 50% chance that you go to the north pole for 3 years or mars and back for 3 months

[11JRidding]

*Push* I <3 North Pole and Mars

Push to be killed