Will you press the button?

[Zaryulenko]

I press it, why? I was designed for WAR DELIVERING! and taco eating.... but anyway.

Press the button for a free ride to the ISS on a Soyuz/PPTS/Orion, there is a 80% chance to have a defective hatch that suddenly explodes.

[Helix935]

push it i would rather die in space on the Soyuz/PPTS/Orion thane keep with my crappy life on Earth

push the button for the ability to see the future but you have no control over whose future you see

[Designer225]

I didn't press it. Why? Future to whom?

Pressing this button will cause the universe to explode. 64% chance a star explode instead.

[Spearka]

No

pressing will teleport you to a new planet, with flora and fauna to survive and gives you a device that will build you a home there with electricity, food and an Internet connection back on earth

[42undead2]

I wouldn't, because I'd be the only person on that planet.

Pressing will give you everything you'd ever want. There's a 71% that it will kill you.

[The Destroyer]

I don't.

Press the button to turn it into a smiley face. 50% chance it will explode.

[Designer225]

I pressed it. The graphic image of "explosion" appeared. Eh.

Press this button will stabilize the station. 30% chance wrong booster will fire, 20% chance the anomaly will explode, 10% chance it will tear the station apart, and 40% chance the button will cause the station to stabilize. (Actually, 70% chance the button will cause the station to stabilize in total, because the booster will get the station upright anyway.) If you don't press it, there's 20% chance the station will remain in orbit (80% chance the station will burn up).

Edited November 17, 2013 by Designer225

[Lazareyes]

I pressed it. The graphic image of "explosion" appeared. Eh.

Press this button will stabilize the station. 30% chance wrong booster will fire, 20% chance the anomaly will explode, 10% chance it will tear the station apart, and 40% chance the button will cause the station to stabilize. If you don't press it, there's 20% chance the station will remain in orbit (80% chance the station will burn up).

I'd press it, as it has a higher chance of survival if you press it.

If you press the button, You gain Infininte fame and Fortune. However, you also have everyone act as an Overly-Attached Fangirl towards you.

[Designer225]

Eh, I won't press it.

If you press this button, a page will come up. 0.0000000000000000001% chance it will be the page you want to read.

[The Destroyer]

I don't. It will take too long.

Press the button for a cookie. 50% chance for it to be a chocolate bar. 7% to be poop. 40% for Cookies. 3% Perfect cookie.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Press, if it's poop, just don't eat it

Press to take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes...

[vexx32]

No press. I don't do drugs, thanks.

Push the button to know all. That will be both boon and punishment.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I won't press.

Press the button for you to die, unloved. But your family and friends will have fortunes

[Designer225]

No way!

Press this button will result in a deterioration in the Stanley Parable Demo Lab. 30% it will be the full game instead.

[MGUARN]

Sure don't care much.

Press the button to get a blueberry muffin ,but you got 20% chance of getting a raisin muffin.

[Fox Arcana]

i don't like either. not pressin it

Press the button for a chance for awesome anime hair. 65% chance your hair will fall out instead.

[Designer225]

Not gonna press it.

Press this button for a chance to win Mega Million. 99.9999999999% chance you are not the lucky one.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Press it, Where's the downside?

Press the button to give a quantum calculation device to your computer

[Starwhip]

NO! NO! NO!

My computer would NOT have the power to run that.

Press the button to receive thousands of dollar coins that shoot very forcefully out of the button.

[The Destroyer]

I would press it, with some protection...

Press the button to be on Mars. 33% chance you are on venus instead. (with a spacesuit designed for mars)

[BFGfreak]

So instant death or death when you run out of air because we don't have any habitats on mars. I don't think I'll push this one.

Push the button and you will end an episode of MST3K.

[[email protected]]

Presses it, I haven't watched that in years anway.

Press the button and you gain the power to end the life of any world leader at any moment simply by thinking their name, but you can never assume power yourself.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I would press it. Kill everyone who doesn't support Space. Yes, I know. I am a cruel person

Press the button for space to be colonized. But there is a 90% chance it is because humans have killed themselfs with nuclear weaponry

[The Destroyer]

I don't press it.

Press the button. If you press it, the button now knows it's pressed. That's how it knows it's not not pressed, because it is pressed.

[briansun1]

eeyup, I press it

press the button for references but there mlp references.